Abby

[Abby @AbVelda]

@TextraSMS Group texts are acting wonky. Sometimes they send, sometimes they fail. 🧐

[Abby @AbVelda]

@gencon Enough with the super loud announcements already! #annoying

[Abby @AbVelda]

@searscares Yeah. I know. I tried that but the soonest they could deliver is Saturday. So I suppose I'll wait for the technician. Still mad.

[Sears Cares @searscares]

@AbVelda Abby, we regret to hear this. As you noted you just recvd a new fridge, you do have 30 days from day of delivery to exchange

[Abby @AbVelda]

@Sears New fridge installed last Thursday. New fridge broken. Fridge won't be fixed until next Thursday. Customer Service Fail. Mad. So mad.

[Abby @AbVelda]

@IndyDCE How do I report a code violation? My neighbor built a fence that blocks alley access.

[Abby @AbVelda]

#WordBrain #words

[Abby @AbVelda]

@factoryweek You can find me here all week!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Happy Thanksgiving! This year I'm thankful that your family is so annoying you're checking Twitter instead of talking to them.

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

Some folks just landed a spacecraft on a COMET using ROCKETS, HARPOONS, & MATH

And yet it still takes me 3 tries to parallel park my car

[Abby @AbVelda]

@IndyFilmFest Thanks so much! So excited to join and ready to dive in!

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

If Monica Lewinsky had done what she did five years later she'd be on Dancing With The Stars

[Abby @AbVelda]

How long have the green @Skittles been apple?! Not cool. #bringbacklime #gross #limewasmyfavorite

[elon mustard @nice_mustard]

BREAKING: NASA reveals the reason we haven't been back to the moon is Moon Spiders. "the moon is fucked up as hell," said one scientist

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Depending on whether you have a cold, a box of tissues lasts either three years or forty-five minutes.

[Abby @AbVelda]

I've seen @mindykaling on TV before but never a TV this big! #greatjob #CNX14

[Paige @PeachCoffin]

I hope you like this smoothie I made you. The main ingredients are love and Cool Ranch Doritos

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Sure, pregnancy is a miracle, but it's the only one people get offended when you mistakenly assume it happened to them.

[Abby @AbVelda]

Added a little flair to the office. I hope they survive my lack of green thumb. #ripchristmascactus http://t.co/UOMqC712kC