Chris Aceto

A kid with idea's. But not that many

[Chris Aceto @Ac3to]

@scruffcast :(

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

This would probably be the best time to rob Ryan Lochte. Just saying.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

We live in a movie I wouldn't watch.

[Tim and Friends @timandfriends]

Every NHL fan not in Edmonton is praying today isn't Groundhog Day for the Oilers. #NHLDraftLottery
https://t.co/cnd6eLMrBH

[Chris Aceto @Ac3to]

Apparently I'm in Pakistan? Facebook, you good?

[Chris Aceto @Ac3to]

If you work in retail you need to watch this. Especially cashiers. Especially you @lyssesposito https://t.co/XJlBweTNYv

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Imagine meeting your soulmate. Imagine having a child with them. Imagine watching them grow. Now imagine that person voting for Trump.

[Chris Aceto @Ac3to]

Tiff- "You told Kevin to give you a blowjob"
"No, I told him to suck my dick. Not the same thing"

[Chris Aceto @Ac3to]

People who put loud dogs outside Sunday mornings can burn in hell

[Unbox Therapy @UnboxTherapy]

Stakes = Raised. Giving away 3 iPhones! Vote @Klow7 for All Star. RT to cast your vote & enter! #NBAVote @Raptors

[Chris Aceto @Ac3to]

I wonder how much Old Navy paid Snoop Dogg to do a radio ad for jeans.

[Chris Aceto @Ac3to]

@danmedeiros91 https://t.co/JYzyIAnCTf

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

This week in Putting 101...the most humiliating penalty ever incurred: https://t.co/gsiUBkd4Hn https://t.co/vHI5awvE9F

[Chris Aceto @Ac3to]

@tiffanygiles when there's typos in my tweets. Cheesed

[Chris Aceto @Ac3to]

To all the dudes to leave lectures to get tims, come back at the end and ask to copy my notes; you suck and I hate you

[Chris Aceto @Ac3to]

Jesus fucking Christ. #jays

[Leanne Mason @leanne_mason]

I HATE LONG WEEKENDS

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

RETWEET this tweet and you will be entered to win one of the great prizes below. #TMLTalk

[Chris Aceto @Ac3to]

@JonCordeiro worth the price in your opinion?

[Chris Aceto @Ac3to]

This story isn't quite how I remembered it https://t.co/CIKRklwnUk

[Chris Aceto @Ac3to]

"Feeling 22" - the realization that I can no longer drink heavily two consecutive nights without consequences