Lmao! you probably can extend that to most men....and 70% of women who have seen one or more pirates of the caribbean movies. Also ,amber heard is wildly unlikeable...and a bad liar..and "Draymond Depp" has the legal equivalent of Curry, KD, and Klay on his team.
Some people wake up and choose to add a side of extra suffering to add to suffering that already comes with the #7 big life combo. Let that shit go....urgently. It's ok.
This came on my timeline...and I howled laughing immediately because this world is so predictably boring that I knew the thinkpieces and rage were alive in them comments w/o looking ๐๐คฃ. Imagine being a grownup mad at who anyone else is dating...let alone a child. Relaaaax lol.
@tiDDyologist Lmao! I heard the new Kendrick a few days ago and I suddenly felt like water isn't wet...we're all just too damn dry. Let me get off some of these unsolicited think pieces no one asked me for too๐
Bruuuuh they got Maya Angelo in the same aisle as the secret swastika sauce?!? I probably should be furious but man I stop letting stupidity make me mad years ago. That's wiilld๐
@woelfel Lol! I don't belong here. I think I stopped because of all these fucking ads. Truebill wants me to get rid of my Netflix and hulu subs so fucking bad with these dumbass ads.
I haven't tweeted in a calendar year and I saw one of my last tweets was this....and I am now certain that Twitter was a MUCH better place in my absence. Imma head back out until 2025. Ya'll take care out there.๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ
Ya'll mom's got my timeline smelling like a combination of too much perfume and elite seasonings on passed down recipes. I know ONE of these Queens makes a banana pudding you can substitute for the 2nd covid dose. Come thruuuuu
@EmpressOfWolves Lmao! My old profile pic was from literally like 8-10 years ago because I take so few pics. It was time. I replaced it with something from last week in my still disorganized office I've been in for over a year. So we went from old nonsense to new nonsense.
I'm not yet 60 seconds into this Jermanius Cole album and he already put an M on somebody head...and boldly proclaimed "you Luigi brother now". Excuse me sir....