Aging Vanguard

Perpetually online, sinical as hell, distributor of based takes and classic memes.

[Aging Vanguard @ACakehouse]

@fruitsnacks42 Come on man, at least do it properly - all the yanks going to think we all over-cook our chicken. And why aren't the naked beans IN the Yorkshires?

[Aging Vanguard @ACakehouse]

@bossbratbimbo Depends what "Brits" you're talking to - if say you're talking to students who don't know how to cook and mainly eat instant noodles because they don't have enough money for anything else - yeah I can understand the confusion.

[Aging Vanguard @ACakehouse]

@aki_lives @poena_cullei Its likes Marmite here in the UK, lots of people like it, but lots of people dislike it. You only have to search "Trying Cheez Whiz for the first time" on YouTube to see lots of people trying it and thinking its disgusting.

[Aging Vanguard @ACakehouse]

@poena_cullei @aki_lives You say nobody eats it, but then say it lives on from people putting it on philly cheesesteaks. So people still eat it. If it wasn't still selling enough to warrant making, Kraft would stop making it.

[Aging Vanguard @ACakehouse]

@R12wan This happened over a year ago and he was jailed for at least 23 years.

I don't condone the idiots who use 'patriotism' as a cover to harass anyone who isn't white and destroy property, but at least this murdering fuck got the punishment he deserved.

[Aging Vanguard @ACakehouse]

@KlemensKnight @W_L_M__U_K Accident? They knew the spiked railings were there you idiot. You want someone compliant, you bring them to the ground, you don't slam their head on spiked railings.

[Aging Vanguard @ACakehouse]

@OmoiteS I like both, but I'm curious to know what "facts" you are using as the metric of comparison here?

[Aging Vanguard @ACakehouse]

@CharlottEngland I mean its Brighton, what do you expect - would be like going to Kabul and being smug about how few Christians there are. Brightonians are so smug and satisfied with themselves, they seem to have forgotten something...

https://t.co/1Fb9YrTBuE

[Aging Vanguard @ACakehouse]

@justdavenow89 And government's that don't listen to their people, gaslight them when bad things happen, call them racist when they speak up create Reform, Restore and Tommy Robinson. Is really sad to see kids behave like this, they've become a reflection of their parent's frustration.

[Aging Vanguard @ACakehouse]

@dicesweetlifee Don't think there's anything wrong with what she's doing, good trigger discipline at least. If there's someone else holding the phone to take the photo, then her friend is a fucking idiot for pointing the gun right at them.

[Aging Vanguard @ACakehouse]

@revenant_MMXX Why do you need to see the gameplay loop? It hasn't changed in 25 fucking years.

[Aging Vanguard @ACakehouse]

@ShadowMakarov Don't want any celebrities in the game, breaks the immersion. You want to have shooter and fill it with celebrities and wacky skins, make a shooter that specifically caters to that... oh yeah, its called Fortnite.

[Aging Vanguard @ACakehouse]

@TerminalWarGame I want to believe - but The Day Before already broke my trust.

[Aging Vanguard @ACakehouse]

@mizumohno Actually everyone criticising this are people saying Deborah Ann Woll is beautiful, and that her in-game model doesn't do her justice.

Their anger is misguided - Freya isn't supposed to be a Hollywood actress with hair and make-up. She just woke from being dead for fuck sake.

[Aging Vanguard @ACakehouse]

@RottenTomatoes Eli Roth definitely has a thing for gore porn

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@eRock_lml Another ill-informed internet idiot who thinks they know games development and likes to chase the Unreal hate trend.

Insomniac Games use their own proprietary engine and have done so for many years. The game looks great you whiny dipshit.

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@GiovanaFalcone1 @jendeea You obviously have a seriously unhealthy fixation with Jensen Ackles that nothing I could do will change your perverse little mind. The fact you are that deluded you think the original picture comparison was fair shows that. Good luck with your little obsession. Creep.

[Aging Vanguard @ACakehouse]

@GiovanaFalcone1 @jendeea How we perceive people by their looks is subjective. Henry still looks good in the 1st pic, he just has some wrinkles. You think Jensen looks 'delicious' with messy hair & unkempt beard, you're not impartial. You obviously have a raging boner for him no matter what he looks like.