J.R. Hesse

[J.R. Hesse @acapsfantweets]

Taylor Hall looks like the last surviving Neanderthal. #canes #habs #gohabsgo #carvsmtl

[J.R. Hesse @acapsfantweets]

@Capitals Yes, thanks for marking the anniversary of the end of the Gr8 Chase with last night's humiliating end of the chase for a wildcard slot.

[Myles Stuart @MylesStuart23]

@wherescourtney Also, stop leaning as far forward as you can the entire game. If you are that means I have to & everyone else behind me too. I want to sit back in my seat & be comfortable & also see what’s happening…

[Courtney @wherescourtney]

DONT GET UP WHILE THE PUCK IS IN PLAY, WAIT FOR A WHISTLE

[J.R. Hesse @acapsfantweets]

The stars have aligned for Jack Eichel. Like Connor McJesus, who overshadowed him, sent to a shitty franchise. But he has a Cup and gold. #Olympics2026 #olympic

[J.R. Hesse @acapsfantweets]

How can the #ALLCAPS be so good 5v5 and so incapable of setting up in zone on PP? #capsoilers #caps #oilers

[J.R. Hesse @acapsfantweets]

@BaileyAJohnson_ "and players will get here that can shoot the puck in the net." 🤔🫣

[J.R. Hesse @acapsfantweets]

@BaileyAJohnson_ That's the reaction I had after the post-game moment with Crosby. It felt valedictory.

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

The White House made a whole video about arresting Sandwich Guy like he was El Chapo, and he was just acquitted of the only misdemeanor charges that stuck.

[J.R. Hesse @acapsfantweets]

Momentum in this game has been killed and resurrected more than Jesus. #ALLCAPS #capspens

[J.R. Hesse @acapsfantweets]

This isn't fun. #capspens

[J.R. Hesse @acapsfantweets]

I really like the @espn studio panel of @TJOshie77 and @emilymkaplan with Steve Levy. They're the best panel I've seen since @espn got the @NHL rights back. #capspens

[J.R. Hesse @acapsfantweets]

@UKhoops1_BBN @NHL But why would that matter, since @espn is putting the vast majority of the games on its streaming platform, not broadcast channels?

[J.R. Hesse @acapsfantweets]

I never know this Frozen Frenzy is happening until the day of. How shitty is the promotion?

Also: why does @NHL insist on doing this on a week night instead of a weekend, when I might be able to watch more than 1.5 games?

[J.R. Hesse @acapsfantweets]

I could be wrong, but I think putting shots on goal is supposed to be helpful. Maybe the #ALLCAPS should try that? #capssens

[J.R. Hesse @acapsfantweets]

The #ALLCAPS might have a decent power play in a universe where power plays are longer than 2 minutes. #capsjackets

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

OK, nooooooooooooow it's fixed ;)

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Didn't Trump already have his annual check up in April?

[shut up, josh @ChiefJosheola]

Show me the footage from inside the Oilers locker room just like last year.

I need it.

[J.R. Hesse @acapsfantweets]

Sometimes the post comes up huge on defense. #EDMvsFLA