Peter

Just make something up on your own....

[Peter @AccidentalCider]

It's so horrifyingly hypnotizing that I'm not sure I can live tweet this entire film #CatsMovie

[Peter @AccidentalCider]

The proportions are too inconsistently off. It almost gives me vertigo.

[Peter @AccidentalCider]

I've always had a soft spot for Cats, but re-watching the Top Hooper movie is creeping me out even more than the first time in movie theaters... #CatsMovie

[Peter @AccidentalCider]

@ThatTrumpGuy @realDonaldTrump That's not a line. That's barely a dinner party...

[Peter @AccidentalCider]

Ticket #giveaway for #HomofortheHolidays at @centuryballroom #Seattle #burlesque #drag https://t.co/HxKZ1lCevm

[Peter @AccidentalCider]

@bendelacreme Gaylord Manor at ACT was absolutely amazing! I can't stop thinking about it. Please keep producing shows in Seattle :D

[Peter @AccidentalCider]

@pk421 One guy totally got "checked," and then they all "pig-piled" on each other in some sort of "celebration," or something...

[Peter @AccidentalCider]

The phrase, "jumping the shark" has totally jumped the shark.

[Peter @AccidentalCider]

@IRSNews How do I get the #IRS to follow me on twitter? #IRS #ItsARace #NeedToBeatMyFriends #ThanksInAdvance

[Peter @AccidentalCider]

Overheard on the bus: "The only president that could get us out of Iraq and defeat ISIS is Jesse Ventura."

[Peter @AccidentalCider]

It's been 20 years and I *still* can't figure out what a jellicle cat is....

[Peter @AccidentalCider]

Have you ever made a pasta sauce so terrible that you put the pasta back in the colander and wash it off? I have....

[Peter @AccidentalCider]

#Superbowl #Seahawks #Bandwagon #DontCare #TheTonysAreMySuperbowl

[Peter @AccidentalCider]

DON'T TURN ON THE BLENDER!! #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words

[Peter @AccidentalCider]

Guess I'm doing two sets tonight!"

[Peter @AccidentalCider]

I watched an impressive 13 minutes of football today. And while most of it made sense, I still can't figure out who the goalie is....

[Peter @AccidentalCider]

@ScratchOpenMic Yes, I'm Peter! Looking forward to meeting y'all tonight :D

[Peter @AccidentalCider]

@X_celsior @ScratchOpenMicq WILL SOMEBODY TEACH ME TWITTER??

[Peter @AccidentalCider]

@ScratchOpenMic Can I grab a slot for tonight?

[Peter @AccidentalCider]

I want to open a poultry-themed Mom & Pop restaurant called, "Duck Diner-sty"