Accidental Runner

I'm a 40+ year old mom who runs on purpose and is as surprised as you are. I've set out to run 50 marathons by age 50. It should be nothing if not interesting!

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@realDonaldTrump I agree, the presidency is extremely important. That’s why we’ve decided to elect someone who is actually qualified for the job.

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@realDonaldTrump Nothing miraculous about it. The seas didn’t part and Jesus didn’t emerge after 3 days of being dead in a cave. Votes were just counted. Just normal, legal, democratic stuff.

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@realDonaldTrump @EveningEdit Mail. In. Votes.

I made sure to use single-syllable words so you could comprehend.

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@realDonaldTrump @Varneyco @FoxBusiness You have a rotten history of general integrity.

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@realDonaldTrump @EveningEdit It’s called mail-in voting. I typed it slowly so you could comprehend.

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@StacyHopeSmall They will never swing. Don’t mess with Texas.

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@Oatmeal Clever af

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@unRealMaryTrump Girl. Stay strong. We need you. If anyone can’t figure out you’re a parody site, let’s call it Darwinism and move on.

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@wakblak Along with statue removal, I think making Juneteenth an official holiday would be a strong step in the right direction.

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@wakblak Well, I mean, I’m sure his slave-owning ancestors helped too.

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@unRealMaryTrump Mary Trump for President.

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#SCOTUS is KILLING IT this month. Whose turn is it to make sure #RBG is taking her vitamins? #DACA 🤍 #PrideMonth #LGBTQRights

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@realDonaldTrump Is it Rhetorical Question Thursday™️? I missed the memo.

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@wakblak @shit_shawty I got 73...

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If you support Trump and his hateful threats of violence, you are on the wrong side of history, period. No gray area. Does this make anyone uncomfortable? It should. We have a voice and a vote. It’s our responsibility as members of the human race to use both. #HumanRights #love

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@tedbauer2003 Anyone who is willing to fall down, get up, learn from it, and keep moving.

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@tedbauer2003 Deplorable time-management

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@tedbauer2003 Few things do.

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@tedbauer2003 That is kick ass. *throws confetti*

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@tedbauer2003 Authentic connection with humans to remind myself of what really matters. #priorities