Dr. M. Foss, uninterrupted

[kelsey gamble @kindofsquishy]

For my birthday I asked everybody to come prepared with a PowerPoint presentation about any topic they wanted and BY GOD THEY FUCKING DELIVERED. These are just some highlights 🧵

(Pic of mine for tax)

[Dr. M. Foss, uninterrupted @AccordingToDrF]

On a walk yesterday, there was this guy & his kid coming from the opposite direction. I moved over to let them pass, and as they did, he said, “Excuse us.”

Not sure if I meant to say “you’re good” or “no worries” but what came out was “your worries.” So…yeah. 🫠

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

I assume Tracy Chapman does not spend any time in this infernal fire pit, but I do hope someone in her life communicated the singular outpouring we saw here last night.

[Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady]

Everyone who trauma dumped on Elmo last week has been crying about that Tracy Chapman Luke Combs duet for like 18 hours now

[Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady]

I also love that Black Twitter decided one of the things we were gonna do today is defend Phil Collins 👆🏾

[Robin Bernstein @RobinMBernstein]

I've been thinking about how many people, myself included, responded to Tracy Chapman's performance last night by crying. Why did we cry? What were we crying for? I'll answer my own question below, but I'm curious to hear why other people cried. 1/6

[Dr. M. Foss, uninterrupted @AccordingToDrF]

@SeeKevRun She ain’t the one or the two.

[Dr. M. Foss, uninterrupted @AccordingToDrF]

@luvandkiwi He assumed Keith, too! 🤣🤣🤣 Both y’all wrong!

[Dr. M. Foss, uninterrupted @AccordingToDrF]

Just a moment ago, around 11:15pm, my beloved whispers, “Hey, are you still awake?” I let him know I was. He then says, “Okay…who’s older: Babyface or Keith Sweat? Guess.”

#Sh_tMyHusbandSays

[Dr. M. Foss, uninterrupted @AccordingToDrF]

Finally, I have located the perfect representation of how 2022 went for me.

[Erika Kullberg @ErikaKullberg]

Know the fine print for Southwest 🤯

[Dr. M. Foss, uninterrupted @AccordingToDrF]

And all this time, I thought they killed Mr. Bone Thug’s Uncle Charles AND his dog. 😩

[Dr. M. Foss, uninterrupted @AccordingToDrF]

@SeeKevRun Indeed. Hence the 😳😳😳.

[Dr. M. Foss, uninterrupted @AccordingToDrF]

“It was scary inside your tummy, Mommy. I saw your throat.”

😳😳😳
#Sh_tMyDaughterSays

[Dr. M. Foss, uninterrupted @AccordingToDrF]

UPDATE: the not-a-robot said it was only a limited time line, but that my feedback would be noted. Five years seems long for a “limited” engagement, doesn’t it? Sigh. 😔

[Dr. M. Foss, uninterrupted @AccordingToDrF]

My brand loyalty to @Target is concrete. It is unlikely to break. But can I tell you what has pissed me off? There’s one Target crime I haven’t thus far been able to forgive, a crack in the foundation if you will. 1/

[Dr. M. Foss, uninterrupted @AccordingToDrF]

So…I feel like it would make me feel a little bit better to know wtf happened. Does anyone have any Target Tea™️ they’d like to spill from a burner account or whatever to settle my heart and spirit? Thx in advance. 6/6

[Dr. M. Foss, uninterrupted @AccordingToDrF]

*absolutely screaming “THIS!” at full blast*

[Dr. M. Foss, uninterrupted @AccordingToDrF]

@AskTarget Still feeling like you might be a very smart robot named Shaterica, but I sent the DM anyway. 🤞🏾

[Dr. M. Foss, uninterrupted @AccordingToDrF]

@AskTarget Not really inspiring confidence when it’s clear you can’t pass the “are you a 🤖” test. I doubt I’d get the answers I’m seeking via email, so no thanks Mr. Robot.