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Some 9-year-old just dabbed right in front of me and I almost had to go to the hospital. What has this country come to?

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#gusandeddy when you guys run for office, will it be EddyGus2036 or GusEddy2036?

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@SwadeSimpson @LilNasX this is good 😳

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@commentiquette Alabama is Alabama spelled backwards

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Is dabbing an exercise?

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If @Apple is so good with phones, why haven’t they made a Phone 2.

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I don’t have a vape addiction I can quit anytime I want.

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Kanye would make guest appearances.

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Would you watch a Donald Trump gaming channel?

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It’s won’t be political, it’ll just be Donald talking shit on other let’s players and lying about his sub count.

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@BaileyDickman why is Toad your banner pic?

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In the immortal words of SammyClassicSonicFan: “This is a nightmare.”

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What’s happening forum?

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My parents only address me by my twitter handle. I have to handle everything professionally. #noexceptions 💯

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*food tweet; informs the world of hunger; very important; super original*

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Tweeting content like crazy, retweet while you still can

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*relatable sarcastic tweet; easily shareable; low syllable count*