Janet

Hello, I'm Janet*! I work in Accounting, so I know if you're going to the Bad Place or the Bad Place!

*parody account, not affiliated with TGP/D'Arcy Carden.

[Janet @AccountsJanet]

p.s. you can be fired for being a racist bigot, so why not a transphobic or homophobic bigot?

oh right... because lgbtqia+ people are still treated as a disease.

[Janet @AccountsJanet]

"We, as transphobic bigots who don't understand sex or gender because our sex ed classes failed us, are protected by equality law... no one has the right to criticise us because we are uneducated (in terms of sex ed) transphobic bigots."

Ta-da! I fixed it for you.

[Allison Bailey @BluskyeAllison]

We, as gender critical women, are protected by equality law and this decision in the Maya Forstater case affirms that no one has the right to unlawfully harass, intimidate, abuse or discriminate against us because we are gender critical.

[Janet @AccountsJanet]

Kinda ironic that the GOP is "anti abortion" bc isn't murder also abortion in a way

[Janet @AccountsJanet]

At this point it is clear that the gun violence debate in Murica has descended into "is the right to slaughter people greater than the right to life?" and the GOP yells "YES 🇺🇸" where the Democrats have decided on a firm "uh, maybe lol I mean we could do something but idk"

[Janet @AccountsJanet]

*instantly buys out all the Ben & Jerry's in the afterlife*

[Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys]

The murder of #DaunteWright is rooted in white supremacy and results from the intentional criminalization of Black and Brown communities.

This system can’t be reformed.

It must be dismantled and a real system of public safety rebuilt from the ground up.

#DefundThePolice

[Janet @AccountsJanet]

2021 is shaping up to be 2020: the sequel.

[Janet @AccountsJanet]

Anti-masker: you can't live in fear!

Me: what's that behind you, a lion?

Anti-masker: *turns around screaming*

[Fossilized Tree Resin @Jamberee13]

Anti-masker: you can’t live in fear!

Me, a person with anxiety: well that’s just not true

[Janet @AccountsJanet]

The current Republican party is a clear and present threat to American democracy.

[Janet @AccountsJanet]

Islamophobia is not a political belief, it is a radical hatred and it should be vilified as the abhorrent thing that it is.

[Janet @AccountsJanet]

No, you shouldn't discriminate against political beliefs, but have you ever heard of a little thing called the Muslim Ban? Anyone who supports the motherforker behind that should not be cast in a series where Muslims are at the centre of the story. #FixMsMarvel

[Janet @AccountsJanet]

All I want for the holidays is for @MarvelStudios to #FixMsMarvel

[Janet @AccountsJanet]

Marvel Studios can make exceptionally good casting decisions, proof of this is Chris Evans as Captain America and Chadwick Boseman (RIP King) as Black Panther. It is unacceptable that they have f**ked up so badly with this show. #FixMsMarvel

[Janet @AccountsJanet]

A key part of Ms. Marvel's storyline & identity is Islam. Muslims are underrepresented in Hollywood. Disney is a big corporation and should be leading on casting equality like hiring Muslim actors and removing Islamophobes & sex offenders from their casting lists. #FixMsMarvel

[Janet @AccountsJanet]

the popular vote #ThingsTrumpNeverWon

[Janet @AccountsJanet]

@megynkelly Biden did not cause 100s of deaths by superspreader rallies/events, only to get covid himself and be saved by experimental treatments, only to hold more superspreader rallies and raise his connected death toll to over 700.

But go off about the basement, I guess.

[Emma ✨// 🍉✊🏻 @leiahuttslayer]

What I need from Amy Poehler is a video in character as Leslie Knope, reacting to Joe Biden being elected.

[Janet @AccountsJanet]

FORK YES FORK YES FORK YES FORK YES FORK YES FORK YES FORK YES FORK YES #PresidentElectJoe

[Janet @AccountsJanet]

The victory you hear, Paula White, is @JoeBiden's victory over your master and his fascism.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Paula White, Donald Trump’s faith adviser, led a sermon after Election Day accusing demons of rigging the election

[Janet @AccountsJanet]

Even if twitter didn't tell me why #obeseturtle is trending, I'd still automatically know that it was about Trump.

[Janet @AccountsJanet]

Uh, I think the angels from africa and south america have a bit too much on their plate already, paula, considering they are full of "shithole countries" 😳