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[ICAN Success With Akin Obilana @AObilana]

"If you transfer 10m and label it XXX, government will tax it"

"If you save 100m in Piggyvest government will take 20% of it as tax"

"If your uncle sent you 5m from abroad, government will tax it"

You know you don't have an uncle that will send you 5m from abroad.

You know you don't have 100m in Piggyvest.

You know there is no 10m in your bank

YET

you will PANIC every time someone tweet nonsense about the new tax law.

Take care of your health.

The Government needs you alive in 2026.

[Teddy 🐻 @sirbamz]

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[Prince Olumuyiwa Adejobi @Princemoye1]

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[Accountzoid @Accountzoid]

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[Tahifresh_Pyrecis @precisebabe]

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[Accountzoid @Accountzoid]

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[Adanma @quasirookie]

I sleep very well. Despite how stressful a day may have been, a cold bathe, a cup of cold Milo and I sleep. I only get up to pee and sleep almost immediately. Wake up the next day fully refreshed.

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[Accountzoid @Accountzoid]

Hi families and friends, Eric Aleze is a full-time Staff at @gtbank ,in Kano State.

Please he needs financial assistance. He has being suffering from kidney disease, and needs the sum of *5 Million Naira urgently for Kidney Transplant.

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[Sandra Ezekwesili @SEzekwesili]

Please I'm a journalist. We are documentedly broke. I'm just fine and have fresh skin. Also speak a lot of English. I don't have money. Please stop asking me to pay your rent or help with your medical bill or the school fees of your kids. I honestly can't afford it. Please.

[Accountzoid @Accountzoid]

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