Jordan Ottinger

I'm just a dude that works the accounting life and enjoys the rest of his time.

[Jordan Ottinger @AcctOtter]

@TarHeel_Fan23 @SoloFalcon1138 @Change I'm just going to say it... You WON'T win JR.

[Jordan Ottinger @AcctOtter]

Finally got this in the mail. #cpa #gotthatcomma https://t.co/NmX6zeV4t7

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

I’m voting for:
◻️ Hillary Clinton
◻️ Donald Trump
✔️ Harambe
Merica.

NEW tees at https://t.co/FSs5Pnk5wa now.

[Tom Clancy's The Division @TheDivisionGame]

Celebrate PAX with a custom @Xbox One S! RT to win [US Only]. #TheDivisionSweepstakes. Info: https://t.co/dbqJRPsh02

[Jordan Ottinger @AcctOtter]

Found this along the way through the interwebs... TRUE lol #desiringgod

[Jordan Ottinger @AcctOtter]

When the shirt hit them feels... #goonies #shuffleandchill https://t.co/DRurp3mYs9

[GoogleTrends @GoogleTrends]

"What is the EU?" is the second top UK question on the EU since the #EURefResults were officially announced

[Jordan Ottinger @AcctOtter]

I'd be lying if I said it wasn't ready for this... #theforceawakens #starwars #nerd https://t.co/2ycdb26jAY

[Jordan Ottinger @AcctOtter]

Even Peeps feel the freedom... #Merica

[John Piper @JohnPiper]

“A speechless donkey spoke with human voice and restrained the prophet’s madness.” 2 Peter 2:16. Whatever it takes. Send the donkeys.

[Jordan Ottinger @AcctOtter]

That episode though... #TheWalkingDead

[Jordan Ottinger @AcctOtter]

#TheWalkingDead what?! The end of that was some "Of Mice and Men" at the end. So similar! #amctalkingdead

[Jordan Ottinger @AcctOtter]

Listening to @4kingandcountry at the #smokies park!

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Hopefully bomber #2 likes the taste of prison food. And penis. Merica.

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

I had a dream that I killed all the shirtless guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends too.

It was the Yolocaust.

[Jordan Ottinger @AcctOtter]

@DuggerDustin oh snap! What are we ever to do? I mean how much does that weigh anyways?

[Jordan Ottinger @AcctOtter]

Now that I am home, I am ready to see God do immeasurably more! #stripedpurple

[Jordan Ottinger @AcctOtter]

This generation says no to slavery! #Passion2013 https://t.co/G03YMbr5

[END IT Movement @enditmovement]

Consider this the raised, collective voice of the 27 million enslaved around the world today. #enditmovement

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

Women's hockey? You mean sweeping?