Ace Falkner

Crap, nap, fap, repeat

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Usher's doing Cheerios commercials? Times are hard #TheStruggle

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Every year Christmas morning happens later and later

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In 21 Jump Street Tatum is presenting his molecule Monday on the opening night of Peter pan. What kind of play opens on a Monday? #MinorFlaw

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@PreciousFoEva i'm around yoü Bb, I gat U

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@PreciousFoEva looking forward to seeing yoü baby gurllllll

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If my roommate spent as much on soap as he did on glow sticks, this would be a much better living arrangement

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Finally got around to watching Jersy Boys

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Double pattied burger with hot sauce, parmesan, honey, mustard, ketchup, and a fried egg

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This whole city is seriously lacking in Foxes

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http://t.co/pmHdogLIPA

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I should become a stripper

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#GettingDrunkForFree

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Talledega

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I'm out at a bar with 5 other ppl. 3 go out for a smoke, 2 go to another table to hit on women. I'm sitting alone at a bar sober on my phone

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Everyone has their own method for bug control. Me, I prefer making a flamethrower with a can of Axe

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Taladega, do we still do this? @_GFox_ @adriangentili @MHoffmanStreep @gaspareannibale

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I need a new muse