The Dank Knight

Edgy gen z meets crabby grandparent.

[The Dank Knight @AceimusPrime2]

This is a fucking sign

[geeked memes @GeekedMemes]

Retweet this if you think @s8n should be verified

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My little brother had a pinewood derby this weekend and he made his car into the space x tesla. It won the award for "most patriotic", beating a car that was painted to look like the American flag.
@elonmusk has been accepted and approved by the boy scouts.

[The Dank Knight @AceimusPrime2]

I just posted a dumb quote shitpost that wasn't even controversial and lost 3 followers.

I finally did it.

Proud to announce my followers are now 100% bots, thank you all.

[The Dank Knight @AceimusPrime2]

If I was president I would start an incorrect quotes account for my cabinet and then at the end of my term I would reveal it was myself all along so I can make history books funnier for 2090 kids.

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Sometimes I feel bad cause I don't tweet a lot and then I remember you're all bots anyways

[The Dank Knight @AceimusPrime2]

"If kittens turn into cats then why don't puppies turn into paps"

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I googled vampire books for a project I'm doing and expected things like "The origin of the vampire legend" but no I got some young adult vampire erotics, fuck this.

[The Dank Knight @AceimusPrime2]

Every time someone talks about trade with other countries I know they're talking about like resources and crops and crap but I always imagine Donald Trump and other Presidents meeting up somewhere and trading like 4 blankets for a pound of sugar.

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The holy trinity of cranky pre 00s moms. I strive to be like these people.

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You could search whatever you want on Bing and ain't nobody gonna find out.

[Danya @dxxnya]

it’s not about the kissing, dates, or sex. it’s about being with someone that would go to an orphanage with you and strike up a conversation with a young mouse named Stuart and adopt said mouse instead of a human child

[The Dank Knight @AceimusPrime2]

NFL: Have “Sweet Victory” Performed at the Super Bowl - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/LiAglob4nL via @Change

[The Dank Knight @AceimusPrime2]

Petition to create a male form of "bitch" called "boitch"

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My mom banned me from drinking caffeine, so today my brother poured me some of his monster and we called it apple juice. #1 at teamwork

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Today a lady at my church asked me how many red bulls it would take for me to smile and I swear it took every ounce of my willpower not to say "you die after 9 in an hour"

[The Dank Knight @AceimusPrime2]

*fixed that for you*

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Technically, 'x' is the answer to every math problem. #Showerthoughts

[Who Space @DrWhoSpace]

RATINGS: The Final 7 day consolidated figure for The Woman Who Fell To Earth is a staggering 10.90m. #DoctorWho

Comparisons:
Rose: 10.81m
Christmas Invasion: 9.84m
Eleventh Hour: 10.09m
Deep Breath: 9.17m

[The Dank Knight @AceimusPrime2]

Confirmed LGBTQ+ characters in #DoctorWho season 11: 1