Delaney

“find happiness in the unique insanity of being here, now.”

[Delaney @AceOfStaves]

Spent the night eating Mexican food and watching Kung Fu Panda. So yeah, I guess you could say I'm well-cultured.

[Delaney @AceOfStaves]

Thoughts and prayers requested for my Duo. I don’t know what he’s going through, but bro is struggling. If the medicine is the paid version, it’s a hard pass, but I’m willing to do anything with it my daily 2 minutes of learning to help.

[Delaney @AceOfStaves]

So ready to be done with this heat wave and break out my denim jackets, scarves, and PSL products in next week’s crisp upper 80s weather 🍂

[Delaney @AceOfStaves]

ISO a bike that turns into a backpack for the hour-long bike ride I plan that I get exhausted from in the first 20 minutes and opt the walk the final 40

[Delaney @AceOfStaves]

It is so stupid that if you crush an ant, it releases a chemical that attracts more ants. If there was a giant being maliciously crushing humans, I would not want to be biologically attracted to the murder place.

[Delaney @AceOfStaves]

It’s that awkward period of time after the 4th when you have to wonder if the occasional couple of POPs in the distance are part of the nation’s most delayed backyard firework displays or gun shots.

[Delaney @AceOfStaves]

I forget that leggings aren’t really socially acceptable pants because the only place regularly I go besides work is the gym; so, at least 50% of my social exposure is women in leggings 😂

[Delaney @AceOfStaves]

Popcorn is just a socially acceptable means to eat copious amounts of butter and salt, and I am here for it.

[Delaney @AceOfStaves]

I am one minor inconvenience away from subscribing to Peacock solely to rewatch Parks and Rec for the unknownth time in a concerningly short timespan

[Delaney @AceOfStaves]

PSA that from this point forward, anytime you address someone who ignores you or is preoccupied and doesn’t hear you, we’re now referring to that as “left on heard.” Ty for implementing this into all future applicable occasions.

[Delaney @AceOfStaves]

Sometimes I just feel so bad for the people with the “cilantro tastes like soap” Gene. Like what a truly tragic life to live. That and the peanut allergy people. Unfair beyond measure.

[Delaney @AceOfStaves]

@naffziger_marcy Dang it! I’ll just transfer my free dispensation to next Friday!

[Delaney @AceOfStaves]

When ur catholic but want a traditional Irish meal on St Patty’s Day when it falls on a Friday, it’s just cabbage and cabbage (this is way too niche for even my 2 standard supporters to fully support but I’m proud of it all the same)

[Delaney @AceOfStaves]

I am just not coping with Daylight Savings this year, and I don’t think that feeling is going to improve when I wake up at the new 4:25AM tomorrow morning..

[Delaney @AceOfStaves]

@reallysammi I only know because I was in that exact dilemma a week or so ago 😂

[Delaney @AceOfStaves]

@reallysammi At the top of my feed, there’s a “for you” or “following” option; “for you” is rando trash and “following” is people you know plus sponsored random trash- i think they’re trying to be like TikTok

[Delaney @AceOfStaves]

Apparently TN legalized Dept of Transportation workers to keep guns in their trucks- people better stop speeding through work zones or they’re gonna get got.

[Delaney @AceOfStaves]

I used to have nightmares about legit scary things like zombies, but the other night I dreamt someone got me a plate with my awkward sophomore yearbook photo on it as a wedding gift and it was just as core-shaking as any zombie dream.

[Delaney @AceOfStaves]

I know half-baked is a pretty common insult, but that’s honestly my fave level of baked-ness when it comes to a lot of desserts.. probably like a little beyond 50% but definitely not fully baked.

[Delaney @AceOfStaves]

Made a meme that I think is humorous and relevant

[Delaney @AceOfStaves]

@MichaelaCundari I “Heart” this but really I Sad this