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twitters smallest account 

[jake @AceSlayer101]

New topster moment (10's end at KG&TLW, the rest are strong 9's)

[caro .☘︎ ݁˖ @grinsbycharli]

Texans in 2030

[eden @soggycinnamons]

guy who doesn't understand horror beyond scary stabby guys

[petal @ctrlpetal]

oh, she's writing more of that corny, verbose trash, overwrought w similes and metaphors, which she'll sing in her irritating voice over some stale synth-slop. it'll perform as a hit even if nobody in the real world will actually listen to it. how exciting!

[miss katie @katiopolis]

am i the only person left on earth that thinks it’s extremely weird to take creep shots of strangers for doing totally normal things

[José Tomás (REFOLLOW) 🇪🇸 @joseto_t]

"TAXES" - GEESE (Épica versión bajo la lluvia) - Primavera Sound 2026

[Vincent Alexander @NonsenseIsland]

RIP Marjane Satrapi, the great cartoonist and film director, best known for PERSEPOLIS. She was only 56. A great talent. She will be missed.

[girlkisser3000 @himecidals]

people who have absolutely no interest in music scare me a little

[Paul E Williams @PEWilliams_]

"bob dylan can't sing"

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

no data center on Earth is worth the bees, water, and trees.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

It’s crazy to see an elected official just deliver on every campaign promise.

[💥 Domo48 💥 @Tron_Catt_]

now im diet coke

[Cera Gibson @CeraGibson]

I’ve been following Charli’s career for 13 years, and something I’ve always loved about her, is that everything she does is a risk. She makes things because they’re interesting, or fun or because she likes them. She doesn’t chase her own success. She doesn’t replicate past works. She just does whatever the hell she wants, and I respect it. She’s one of the only mainstream pop artists doing anything worthwhile right now.

[Guangdong Salad🥗 @SaladSaiyan]

I am Stone Man

[Fortnite Festival @FNFestival]

Ready for Karaoke.

"Taxes" hits the shop on Thursday!

[Chuck @cfisonline]

your local scene is prob putting on shows every weekend for less than $25 GO TO THEM

[Akademiks TV @AkademiksTV]

Lawyer says D4vd is overly cooked

[KYLE 🖕🏽 @thekillakay_]

Man sit yo dumb ass down

[quartz @quartzmorrigan]

my band has a gimmick kinda like this but instead of making a pizza we get on stage and play our songs very well for 25-30 minutes

[geese band updates 🪿 @geesebandupdate]

what he said!