Anna Haas

(she/her)

[Anna Haas @Achaas33]

Five years ago today, my sister did this to our lawnmower and I still think about it at least once a week

[Anne Helen Petersen @annehelen]

that sound you hear is the entire Pacific Northwest losing their shit about Spring finally arriving

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

‘gas stoves are dangerous’ ‘there’s lead in your chocolate’ ‘your food is full of microplastics’ what am i supposed to do

[JellyPinch Official @JellypinchShop]

A thread about Ai art i put together.

I wanna be clear that i don’t think the tech shouldn’t exist, but i do think legislation needs to catch up with it. ESPECIALLY when monetization is involved.

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

you should be able to vote democrat but check a box that says you think they’re doing a really bad job

[jarpedon influencer @BlackAnchorite]

The end of Gideon the Ninth:

[shawty 🍒 @shil_ps]

too cringe for new york too based for la just strange and off putting enough for seattle

[Anna Haas @Achaas33]

Thank god lauren and I now have the illusion of safety

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Danger presented by Indiana

[Anna Haas @Achaas33]

Watching lauren try to eat a pork chop with the bone in while she’s drunk has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[Anna Haas @Achaas33]

I was gonna show you all but… @spookywagner

[Anna Haas @Achaas33]

Lauren just told me that my vacation dinner outfit makes me look like Ace Ventura. She says it’s in a sexy way but… I don’t think that’s possible

[Anna Haas @Achaas33]

Hey @united you all really know how to ruin an anniversary 👍🏻 an 8 hour delay, 2 missed connections, and our bags getting left behind after repeated assurances they’d be on our flight. Thanks for nothing 🫠

[Anna Haas @Achaas33]

If I could go back in time and tell myself anything, I’d go tell 8th grade Anna that not understanding geometry would actually cause problems ten years later 🥲

[Anna Haas @Achaas33]

@_jaydenboudreau Lemme just tell you how deep into the ‘Taylor Swift is queer’ realm I have fallen

[Anna Haas @Achaas33]

@ParkourPG

[S 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 @_wildflowers__]

If you make a fake account to gain access to someone who has revoked your access to them to protect and enforce their boundaries - you need to realize that right there is exactly the problem. Do some self reflection please.

[Anna Haas @Achaas33]

@ParkourPG I’m sorry I burst your bubble :/

[Anna Haas @Achaas33]

@ParkourPG Peak sad mummy time