Andrew

“I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.” -Thomas Jefferson

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

ㅤ

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

sipping on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you’ve never heard of

[Andrew @AcHarrison_35]

@barstoolsports

[ESPN @espn]

Kyler Murray has a chance to make history.

[Kyler Murray @K1]

I have declared for the NFL Draft.

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Sorry not awake yet. HH

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Sean McVay literally remembers every play of his coaching career 😮 (via @SimmsAndLefkoe) #BestOf2018

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

We have 9,000 high def cameras so let’s add a blurry ref hat cam.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Ah a BCS tradition....watching the highly overrated Notre Dame Fighting Irish be exposed as a fraud football team that hasn’t been relevant on a national scale since the 80’s and if they played in a conference would be in the Idaho Potato Bowl every year

[Blinkin @blinkinriley]

In 2018, OU gave to me:

12th B12 title
11th 1k-yard receiver
10 players w/ a sack
9 players w/ 20+ pts
8 players w/ 4+ TDs
7th Heisman Trophy
6th 4k-yard passer
5th straight 6k-yard season
4th No.1 draft pick
3rd CFP
2 1k-yard receivers

And the best offense in the country.

[Grant Calcaterra @grcalcaterra]

First, you said he was “undraftable”. Then he lead his previously 0-16 team to 7 wins and is one of the best rookies in the league. I know for a fact that all of his teammates are behind him. You’re running out of ways to attack him. He’ll prove you wrong again.. I promise.

[Andrew @AcHarrison_35]

I’m so glad @Spudy36 is back on twitter again.

[Andrew @AcHarrison_35]

I met a man out in the sticks

[Clay McKenzie @ClayMcKenzie23]

I’ve got something to admit

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

When I die people will definitely say “his body was tired, he was just tired”

[Andrew @AcHarrison_35]

If you told me Clint Eastwood was 117 years old I would without a doubt believe you.

[drew martin @drewmartiin]

#OUDNA

[Courtney Moran @_CoachMo_]

Unpopular millennial opinion:

MJ’s craftiness and shifty athleticism is what makes him the best BASKETBALL player to ever play the game.

Lebron’s overwhelming size and strength is what makes him the best MATCHUP nightmare.

There is a difference. 🤷🏼‍♀️�� #MJis🐐

[Andrew @AcHarrison_35]

Did I just see a ref call a travel on LeBron? I didn’t think that was possible