Chewy

A cantankerous shar-pei living the dream, and opining on life with a big family and annoying puppy.
Follow me. You know you want to.

[Chewy @AChewyLife]

Easter eggs, but instead it's me pooping behind the couch to see how long it takes them to find it.

[Chewy @AChewyLife]

My human is a jerk. I've been trying to lay down for half an hour now but he keeps calling my name and making me lose count of my spins.

[Chewy @AChewyLife]

My superpower is tripping humans as they stumble to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

[Chewy @AChewyLife]

Please stop using baby speak with me. I don't puppy bark at you.

[Chewy @AChewyLife]

I'm just a dog, looking out a window, waiting for a reason to bark.

[Chewy @AChewyLife]

Yeah. I just rubbed myself all over your car.
Finally smells good in here now. Right?

[Chewy @AChewyLife]

I'm just a dog.
Sitting in front of a girl.
Wanting her to pet me.

[Chewy @AChewyLife]

Personally, I find your accusations insulting.

Anyone could have stolen your fresh baked bread.

[Chewy @AChewyLife]

What do you mean
"I can't climb into your lap after puking?"

[Chewy @AChewyLife]

36° outside? I'm good here. Thanks.

[Manhattan Manny Moo @MannySharpei]

@AChewyLife It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone of shame!

[Chewy @AChewyLife]

@PepperTheBoston Allergies aggravated by the cold weather. I just want to bite it and bite it and....

[Chewy @AChewyLife]

Dear Diary
Almost escaped the cone of shame, only to be photographed and mocked.
He forgets. I know where he sleeps.

[Chewy @AChewyLife]

I'm sorry. Do you want to discuss removing this cone now, or should I continue blocking the TV?

[Chewy @AChewyLife]

@casie190 You too, huh? 😉

[Chewy @AChewyLife]

The humans took down my indoor toilet today. Guess it's time to go back to peeing behind the couch.

[Chewy @AChewyLife]

@WestieVax i am following him. I may have to move him to a list where I can follow him more closely.

Thanks for the recommendation.

[Chewy @AChewyLife]

You're getting up now.

[Chewy @AChewyLife]

Uhhhhhhhh. What was in that eggnog?