Achilleus

a complicated machine that turns coffee into music; the most impressive collection of freaks outside Foxhound

[Achilleus @AchilleusRay]

@RadishHarmers You know, it often comes in these little waggish posts, but your gift of communication is really special and I thank you for helping me appreciate the aesthetic elegance of math

[Achilleus @AchilleusRay]

@RadishHarmers I’m Indian.

[Achilleus @AchilleusRay]

@sabatonfan69 Okay I won’t actually do this on second reflection but it did occur to me: it would be totally warranted to reply to every post you make with “you crazy for this one, Choobs”

[Achilleus @AchilleusRay]

@taste_of_tbone When you post in this mode I call it “getting fiscal with it”

[Achilleus @AchilleusRay]

@1000000horses Close enough, welcome back Angine de Poitrine

[Achilleus @AchilleusRay]

@RadishHarmers Mr. Ramesh—my name’s Adam, I’m an actual human being who lives in Mississippi, and I want to say through the horrible noise that’s being senselessly inflicted upon you that I consider you inspiring, kind, compassionate, generous, and the funniest person (that I know of) on here.

[Achilleus @AchilleusRay]

@taste_of_tbone I think it’s the imitation of the *form* of profundity while lacking anything to actually say. (Very AI-ish in that sense.) You can use words and structures *associated* with wisdom, but if what you say with those doesn’t MEAN anything…

[Achilleus @AchilleusRay]

@CSMFHT It’s the “what if it was all a dream??” of Homer

[Achilleus @AchilleusRay]

@mcmansionhell Well we can’t say he has no history with golden arches

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

imagine a world without mississippi

[Achilleus @AchilleusRay]

@1000000horses That’s actually pretty sick with the hybrid picking

[Achilleus @AchilleusRay]

@1000000horses As long as you keep making this choice every day, you never have to die. Even when your body is dust

[Achilleus @AchilleusRay]

@dodgonkulator @thegoph Dark Souls 2, imo

[Achilleus @AchilleusRay]

@nickjudin @ettingermentum This is a self-evident post in the sense that I had to read it twice before my brain clocked that it said “highkirkuinely” instead of “highkey”

[Achilleus @AchilleusRay]

@nickjudin @RadishHarmers Their struggles were many—but thanks to the sacrifices they made in their time, the oven is already preheated for us today

[Achilleus @AchilleusRay]

@dro_ghost Right there with ya, brother

[Achilleus @AchilleusRay]

@dodgonkulator I would prefer to have the people licensed to use violence on behalf of the state be not cowards. But I know this is a niche take, it seems!

[Achilleus @AchilleusRay]

Do NOT google that second question

[Achilleus @AchilleusRay]

Each harness asks a different question: “how do the bears pull the sleigh?” vs. “how do you put the harness on a fucking bear”

[70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifi]

There are two types of polar bear sleighs: The Frank Frazetta sleigh has no harness, but the Howard Chaykin sleigh does.