Adam

Fred Sanford always spoke the truth.

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@Netjeretkhau @StateFarm Sendin grandmama to fight your battles. We’ll talk , ill cook her lunch

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If I ever eat coocoo krusties just punch me in the face @StateFarm

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I wish I could take the world to lunch

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Customers suck balls

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@Netjeretkhau Doin the Mexican hat dance with yo grammys chompers

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Right now id fight 45 of your grandmas, even if they joined together like a grandma voltron . Id go for the joints.. grandmas got weak joints. Once they were down…knee drop. Crush those geriatric ribs

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@Netjeretkhau Pop her in that Metamucil munchi geritol guzzlin mouth till I popped out them dentures n used em like castanets

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@Netjeretkhau The prosthetic one

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@Netjeretkhau Id slap yo grandma so hard the eggs in your uterus would have a dent in em.

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Grandmas inevitably go for the nuts

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As long as I protect my eyes throat n nuts i’ll be good.

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She says daddy.. can we have Chinese food? My answer is yes. Tomorrow we make empanadas

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@MrRaceBannon @SilipigniMario May your dreams come true

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Turns out it was a Hemorrhoid . My bad

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Anyone wanna suck the spider babies outta my ass lump?
-a memoire

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Gorgonzola

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I will drive by 6 other great pizza places to get to @JimmysFamous and have the best. The food , the staff… from the top down 👍🏻

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Bless this immunity 🎶

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@BaconSoap888 #upperdecker