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~ Insert something witty ~ I may not tweet much but I'll like the shit out of your tweets... #inspireyourself #benice...ish #getshitdone

[Steven Conrad Jr. @StevenConradJr]

When will Joel Embiid get the credit he deserves?

[meghan @shehasfreckles]

anyone that can sleep while it’s hot, you’re a psychopath..

[Acks @AcksBrew]

Quarantine got me like...

[Jennifer Williams @jreganwilliams]

I got out of work early today and nobody crashed- ♥️♥️ AND I’m seeing daylight!! ☀️ That’s an exciting day. #CovidNurse

[Acks @AcksBrew]

Am I the only one that equally distributes silverware in each slot of the dishwasher?

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

All we can do is stay safe and survive.

[Acks @AcksBrew]

@FreeWillBrewing ummmmm

[Just J @junejuly12]

Fact. Doing The Carlton while backing away will get you out of any awkward conversation.

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

Relationship advice: Avoid them.

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

You look like you need a lot of drinks tonight.

[Holly @HollyMichele_k]

If you able to offer support and lighten someone's burden, do it.

[Holy GoLightly @MadamBetteNoire]

Good things come to those who wait. So I'm waiting.

[gⓗⓓ @GingerHotDish]

Time always tells the truth.

[Kellalena @topaz_kell]

An app that tells you how many French fries you've earned.

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

Facebook:

Where people have been lying about their "perfect" lives since 2004.

[Aimee Helene @AimeeHelene1]

Sometimes the worst feeling is when you're proven right.

[One Happy Mama @One_Happy_Mama_]

If you love someone set them free. If you hate someone set them free. Basically set everyone free and get a dog. People are stupid.

[AbbyDabbyDuh @DearAuntAbby]

My most covert operations are usually just me trying to find out if you have snacks that I like.