Austin Caldwell

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If @monicawinter11 laughs at my dumb jokes, so can you

[Austin Caldwell @ACmon3y]

Never miss the opportunity to tell the people in your life that you love them

[Austin Caldwell @ACmon3y]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 26 Nov 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Austin Caldwell @ACmon3y]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 26 Nov 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Austin Caldwell @ACmon3y]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 26 Nov 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Austin Caldwell @ACmon3y]

@ChaseRiekhof @chrissyteigen Me too!

[Austin Caldwell @ACmon3y]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 26 Nov 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Austin Caldwell @ACmon3y]

@LexiSpear the serial number has 2019, I love it

[Austin Caldwell @ACmon3y]

This is the very first time in my life that the @Browns have won their first 2 road games in a season. Don't ever question a Browns fan's loyalty 🙃

[Austin Caldwell @ACmon3y]

@TerryBurris2 Lol I know, it’s a weird thought though

[Austin Caldwell @ACmon3y]

So the trucks that bring gas to the gas stations....do they have to stop and get gas?

[Austin Caldwell @ACmon3y]

@TerryBurris2 What about the ones transporting diesel? 🤔

[Austin Caldwell @ACmon3y]

https://t.co/1RUDrobATy

[Austin Caldwell @ACmon3y]

I’ve never been more ready for a vacation in my life 😅

[Austin Caldwell @ACmon3y]

It’s probably a bad sign that I just had to spend 30 min doing different tests to prove to a cop that I’m not on drugs, just tired

[Austin Caldwell @ACmon3y]

So yeah, drug tests and dumpster diving. That’s my night 🙃

[Austin Caldwell @ACmon3y]

@shelb_lynn21 @MonicaWinter11 I’d be disappointed with any other kind of entrance 😅

[Austin Caldwell @ACmon3y]

what should I watch?

[Austin Caldwell @ACmon3y]

@NicholasFerroni 3rd

[Austin Caldwell @ACmon3y]

Seems legit... #smoothie