alex coates

Team Airspace. David Wallace acolyte. Go Duke.

[alex coates @acoates8]

I’m finally ready to share with the world my earth-shattering culinary proposal. Imagine the love child between @DennysDiner & @Benihana: all the entertainment of the hibachi, but with delicious breakfast food.
I call it: Denny-hana’s
The most important🧵of your life (1/x)

[alex coates @acoates8]

@SHistorians @Mark_in_SF Keeping tax bills lower than market is in fact a subsidy

[The Lakers Daddy @NugsGetBuckets]

SGA anytime somebody breathes around him

[Jesse Arm @Jesse_Leg]

Part of what makes me so pessimistic about the future of the Democratic Party is that this Mahan guy isn’t consistently polling orders of magnitude higher than people like Porter or Becerra.

He’s quite obviously more articulate and vastly more competent than any of the other Democrats running, and yet, these California liberals seem highly unlikely to elect him.

Instead, they appear poised to go with someone even less capable than Newsom.

[alex coates @acoates8]

@PramilaJayapal

[alex coates @acoates8]

@JeffDitzler @250YearsAgoLive At least some good news for New England this week. We needed this

[alex coates @acoates8]

@MichaelAlleged Sh_AI Hulud

[60 Minutes @60Minutes]

Extended interview: Former Nebraska senator Ben Sasse has metastatic pancreatic cancer. He spoke with 60 Minutes' Scott Pelley about where America has been and where it could still go.

[Mayor Matt Mahan @MattMahanSJ]

The only way to solve this affordability crisis is to build again in California. If we want my generation and my kids' generation to stay here, we don’t have another option. Change is what made California, California.

[alex coates @acoates8]

@JeffDitzler @SJUBarstool @BarstoolBDevils This is literally me

[alex coates @acoates8]

@JeffDitzler @mckaycoppins A tale as old as time!

[alex coates @acoates8]

@vonderleyen Ursula trying to figure out who could have stopped nuclear in Europe

[mktoon @mktoon]

This. Fucking. Edit.

[alex coates @acoates8]

@sxmawl If your ARR is not equal to 12*MRR, then you have MR, not MRR

[alex coates @acoates8]

@MySportsUpdate Now the power plant is SHOOTING the 49ers? It’s gone too far!

[Jake Yasi @jake_yasi]

I miss the old days when the Celtics used throttle someone in the afternoon and the Patriots would win the Super Bowl later that night. That was my favorite day of the year every year.

[alex coates @acoates8]

@AmusedCynic1982 @michaelxpettis “Pay for our drugs or we will steal them from you”

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

If MAGA protestors stormed a mosque and interrupted a Muslim prayer service, liberals would call it an extreme civil rights violation.

And they would be 100% correct.

This needs to be met with severe legal consequences. Or we’re heading in a really dark direction, really fast.

[Federal Reserve @federalreserve]

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: https://t.co/5dfrkByGyX

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I'm horrified by this violent act of antisemitism in Jackson. As hatred rears its ugly head across our nation, it is incumbent upon each of us to reject it with the unity it fears, and to stand steadfast alongside our Jewish brothers and sisters.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

If you claim to support human rights yet can’t bring yourself to show solidarity with those fighting for their liberty in Iran, you’ve revealed yourself. You don’t give a damn about people being oppressed and brutalised so long as it’s being done by the enemies of your enemies.