Jay Modi

All my complains are tweets. But not all my tweets are complains.

[Jay Modi @aComplainADay]

@DTDCIndia in spite of paying for express shipping my parcel is not yet picked up. I’m unable to raise service request from your app nor am I able to connect to anyone on your customer care number. Please help look into this ASAP.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Ritesh Banglani @banglani]

Met someone in Bangalore who measures distance in kilometres. I've never known something so accurate to be so useless.

[Jay Modi @aComplainADay]

@AirIndiaX You guys charged me for premium exit row seats. Upon boarding I find out the seats are not in the exit row. I complained to your customer care and they are denying any refunds. What sort of a scammy circus are you clowns running?

[Jay Modi @aComplainADay]

@BLRAirport You massive idiots messed up the one good thing about the airport by pushing cab pickups all the way to the parking lot. Illiterate clowns of the highest order.

[Jay Modi @aComplainADay]

@Airtel_Presence 2nd Saturday in a row you guys are doing planned maintenance causing my Internet to go out. Can I expect my bill to be reduced proportionately?

[Sarayu Pani @sarayupani]

Ashwatthama is dead.

@grok is it true

[Jay Modi @aComplainADay]

@GodrejProp Just letting you bunch of incompetent folks know that I’m still getting harassed by promotional calls for your new properties in Bangalore. You’re violating my DND preference and I’m reporting each and every instance to TRAI.

[Jay Modi @aComplainADay]

Hi @GodrejProp. In spite of being registered for DND on TRAI portal, I’m constantly receiving automated promo calls from you. Just letting you know that I’m raising a complaint against you on the TRAI portal for every call I receive. Do better.

[Jay Modi @aComplainADay]

@nixxin @varungrover, Amitabh Bhattacharya, and Piyush Mishra

[Jay Modi @aComplainADay]

@indiainpixels Wait so as per this both Ahmedabad and Bangalore experience the same “New Mexico” type weather?

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Give the designer of the Apple thumbnail videos a raise

[The Better India @thebetterindia]

@Pugdandee @CCEF_PH

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

BREAKING: Sauron and Saruman's former alliance in ruins following Saruman's attempts to find the Ring for himself. The two are currently engaged in a Palantír feud.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

movie about a team of degenerate gamblers who single handedly contain a massive fire in order to win a huge score on Polymarket

[India Wants To Know: India's First Panel Quiz Show @IWTKQuiz]

If you have been following the Border Gavaskar Trophy and happen to watch when the Aussie feed is on - you might hear the commentators say the score is 3/130. But the Star Sports feed says 130/3. You may wonder why?

You need to go all the way back to the 1800s to understand. A 🧵

[Daimax @DaimaxREAL]

is this anything?

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Help

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Newsweek in absolute shambles rn