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[Marcus @AconstipatedApe]

@ShipMyMoneyDFS Exactly.

[Marcus @AconstipatedApe]

My god, just fucking hang the phone up when Brad Stevens calls. Just don’t answer. Please, NBA GMs, you gotta stop this. He just fucking dangles that carrot, yall fucking bite, and yall end up in the meat grinder.

[Marcus @AconstipatedApe]

@Betsycashmoney I know it might not be, but the probability is much higher for him than it is for other orgs.

[Marcus @AconstipatedApe]

My god, just fucking hang the phone up when Brad Stevens calls. Just don’t answer. Please, NBA GMs, you gotta stop this. He just fucking dangles that carrot, yall fucking bite, and yall end up in the meat grinder.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[Marcus @AconstipatedApe]

@lesterfreamon On a team level I know why yall did it (hes injury prone and development of younger guys) but as someone who Loves his game him not getting a nice contract to play out his career is kinda mean to do to him.

[Marcus @AconstipatedApe]

@lesterfreamon You’re gonna hate me for this take, but I think yall kinda wasted most of his prime with this “break in case of emergency” plan they had with him. It’s a lot harder for role players to stay relevant if the physical tools start to erode.

[Marcus @AconstipatedApe]

@LifeOfCarlito @KNOWITALLNYC11 Meanwhile Nas doing this

[Marcus @AconstipatedApe]

@Bigdawg_Fly Clipse and the Re-Up Gang- we got it for cheap vol. 2
Fetty Wap - Zoo Style
Gucci Mane - the Burrprint 3-D (the movie) and Back to the Traphouse
Young Dro - Day Two
Jeezy - It’s tha World

[Marcus @AconstipatedApe]

@checktherhyme1_ I don’t agree, but I respect it. I do love that they sampled the beat off of “Cell Therapy” for Travis Scott’s “5% Tint”. Some people definitely see the genius in it. I’d say Aquemini >Soul Food > ATLiens, if I had to rank them.

[Marcus @AconstipatedApe]

@OldHeadHST @KNOWITALLNYC11 Must have been a sad state of affairs wherever you from. I mean I was 21 in 2002 bumping OutKast, Ludacris, UGK, 3-6, Project Pat, Stillmatic, da Blueprint, Clipse, Cee-Lo, Nappy Roots, Field Mob, and all kinds of crunk shit in the club, but ive never heard this song in my life.

[Marcus @AconstipatedApe]

Eh, I would have just seen if Ja could rehabilitate his trade value in 6 months, I feel like they just gave him away for free.

[Marcus @AconstipatedApe]

@fakenadine Slow, loud, and banging.

[Marcus @AconstipatedApe]

@Betsycashmoney Like imagine going to a doctor and he chooses not to use X-Rays or CAT scans or blood scanners to help his diagnosis. “Nah I’m a doctor, I can just go with my eyes and feel”

[Marcus @AconstipatedApe]

@Okachukwudi @brandon_nwokeji These mofos don’t learn, never trade with Brad Stevens.

[Marcus @AconstipatedApe]

@Betsycashmoney @SamLaFranceNBA I personally don’t advocate for trading with Brad Stevens, he be dropping poison pills onto other teams. And I DEFINITELY don’t want him trading with the pistons. I wouldn’t even trade Paul Reed for Brown.

[Marcus @AconstipatedApe]

@KendrickAlmar_ @RanWithThePlan @LexDiamonds__ I mean all of T.I.’s music is commercial, Kanye did 2 beats on Trap Muzik. T.I. Just been connected like that.

[Marcus @AconstipatedApe]

@lcsrtn Le Français savent la balle.

[Marcus @AconstipatedApe]

@JRho_11 I’ve heard this argument like 7000 times over the past 20 years with EVERY T.I. Album that came out. T.i. the only MF that sold out on every one of his albums. I know there were 30 MFs in 2001 thats said “I liked him better when he was rapping over them trash cans in the park.

[Marcus @AconstipatedApe]

@SmallEyez @Nore_MCC Shorty hit the brakes too late!

[Marcus @AconstipatedApe]

@Bsinatra145Bird @infamousbxdon Starlito from Nashville.