Tuxedo Sam

[Tuxedo Sam @Acormn76]

This is crossword porn you fucking larper

[denis @1212DENIS1212]

i havent looked at wordle porn ever but this is what i imagine it looks like

[Tuxedo Sam @Acormn76]

@patty_c4kes Where are you getting the extra 27 from?

[Tuxedo Sam @Acormn76]

There was no backlash. It’s all culture war propaganda

[Trad West @trad_west_]

In-N-Out owner refuses to remove Bible Verses from their items despite backlash.

[Tuxedo Sam @Acormn76]

Yeah. Because the other ones from back then died

[Tuxedo Sam @Acormn76]

That is one fuckable sandwich

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of a grilled cheese sandwich

[Tuxedo Sam @Acormn76]

@p0pularguy Have you considered bathing in moisturizer?

[Tuxedo Sam @Acormn76]

They’re just resting after a long adventure, guys. Nothing suspect here. Move along

[Tuxedo Sam @Acormn76]

@Disturbedraccy I dunno. Do you fuck sandwiches?

[Tuxedo Sam @Acormn76]

Is it weird that I want to fuck the sandwich?

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[Erizkun (Comms open 2/3) @ErizKun]

"I'll store ur luggage so that it won't interfere~ 🧳 " 🚆 🌠 🌊 🪽
#yonkagor #yonkagorfanart

[Tuxedo Sam @Acormn76]

@freakodragon Nuh uh. I’m an adult, and as we all know, furries don’t mess with that kind of stuff

[Tuxedo Sam @Acormn76]

Should I change my name to fagxedo Sam or Tuxedo Fag for pride month?

[Tuxedo Sam @Acormn76]

Happy pride month! Such a shame that the gays have to sacrifice 5 straights each to Baal every day for the rest of the month

[Tuxedo Sam @Acormn76]

@slwppyy Hm… sexual dimorphism suggest that the second one is a girl, so I’ll go with that one

[Tuxedo Sam @Acormn76]

@RealConorOil Conor D Oil is…. Woke..? But- but how! You were supposed to destroy the libtards, not join them!

[Tuxedo Sam @Acormn76]

@PokeDailyPost Palkia, next!

[Tuxedo Sam @Acormn76]

@odeko_yma He has a micropenis

[Tuxedo Sam @Acormn76]

We got a new high score! It took 3 responses before going into something unrelated! Why do any research or critical thinking when you can call the person disagreeing with you a pedophile?

[Tuxedo Sam @Acormn76]

Seems like if the guy was really smart (3), he wouldn't have gotten her pregnant