مُح🦷

professional misinterpreter

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Feet first, into hell boys

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@Nada_Err Little things

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Whats your favorite asmr for relaxation?

Mine is soldering circuit boards

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@Nada_Err Im a libra

[Nads @Nada_Err]

@Acoustic_Motion استبرد 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Nada_Err Is there an arabic equivalent to "chillax"?

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@Nada_Err i prefer the side closer to the ongoing traffic

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When u say a lighthearted joke in an elevator with strangers and people enjoy it and u think about it for the next 8 hours

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@newyorksiddyy @Mariamnessi But have u tried dat-associa ... its okay i can see myself out

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@meemaleph @AKRabeea @3a8ee8

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So, on four different occasions, four people have accidentally called me Abdulsalam, days after introducing myself as Abdulmuhsen...

These four people haven't met each other...

Am i actually being gaslit now?

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@Droodkin So ur gonna delete tinder now?

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Are scented pens still a thing?

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@GloriousBag Sneaking

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My senior :
Youre too devoted to and this will destroy you

Me who's not used to compliments in the workplace:
Omg thank you 😊

My senior who's not used to idiots:

[Nads @Nada_Err]

“Bonsai trees are short cuz they are stressed out”. Oh 👀

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How do you informally address your senior medical colleagues in a work setting when you want to tell them a joke?

[Team Falcons @TeamFalconsGG]

- @FalconsEsport x @RocketLeague

The First Middle Eastern Team to have Decals on Rocket League 🦅🔥

#FalconsAreHere

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Ever been so short uve been mistaken for an intern?