Matt Norman

[Matt Norman @Acrasiamusic]

Acrasia has a show on 2012-12-21 at 22:30 @ Acrasia in Bristol http://t.co/jwS0ZHf8 #concert

[Matt Norman @Acrasiamusic]

No one wants to hear about anyone else's niece. http://t.co/5eZH0sRN

[Matt Norman @Acrasiamusic]

http://t.co/91TU9isJ I donate all our garbage to Goodwill because who knows what those bums might have use for.

[Matt Norman @Acrasiamusic]

Find out how stay-at-home moms and teenagers are making real money from home. Working about 2 hours a day http://t.co/jrBJg6kZ

[Matt Norman @Acrasiamusic]

True love is waking up in the middle of the night just to watch your laptop while it sleeps. http://t.co/NJ9uYKON

[Matt Norman @Acrasiamusic]

I don't care if you're a dog person or a cat person, I generally don't date anyone with a tail. http://t.co/vbxpeg5G

[Matt Norman @Acrasiamusic]

I just sprayed hair glitter onto a fly instead of insect spray. Not dead... but pretty fly. http://t.co/jTXL7QUf

[Matt Norman @Acrasiamusic]

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[Matt Norman @Acrasiamusic]

"There's no 'u' in 'favorite'" - coach telling his British son that he prefers his American son http://t.co/iPYLXkaA

[Matt Norman @Acrasiamusic]

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[Matt Norman @Acrasiamusic]

*navigation voice* BEAR TO THE RIGHT *gets eaten by bear* http://t.co/rWxfbrQF

[Matt Norman @Acrasiamusic]

Using only a paperclip, taffy, and rubber band, MacGuyver left another shitty tip. http://t.co/Q2g8Q88L

[Matt Norman @Acrasiamusic]

http://t.co/71RSmC41 "Oh fuck, of course!" -unicycler seeing a bicycle

[Matt Norman @Acrasiamusic]

http://t.co/b3pBicMX if you eat four pieces of pizza without separating them, it counts as just one. #dieting #fitness.

[Matt Norman @Acrasiamusic]

Quick: how do you un-shake a baby? http://t.co/d19wRMiQ

[Matt Norman @Acrasiamusic]

Raspberry ketones supplement really works for weight loss http://t.co/3C6PGvAb

[Matt Norman @Acrasiamusic]

Diet and Raspberry Ketones http://t.co/28Ss9g14

[Matt Norman @Acrasiamusic]

If this phone were really smart, it wouldn't let me call people. http://t.co/dkhTK1eo

[Matt Norman @Acrasiamusic]

http://t.co/4uStMoJg I think my Waffle House waitress moonlights with AT&T because I'm getting absolutely no service.

[Matt Norman @Acrasiamusic]

HOME WORK http://t.co/dNX0u2wm