A Crazy Thought

Well, that's a thought...

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Jet lag wasn't an experienced phenomenon until the 20th century.

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http://t.co/FCFZ74K9IB probably has the biggest share of Internet Explorer users of all websites.

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Hair is the only part of a woman's body you can compliment without coming across as flirtatious or creepy.

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"Natasha" spelled backwards is "Ah Satan".

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If Dr. Dre ever got arrested for assault, all of the headlines would read "Beat by Dre".

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If a serial killer commits suicide, you can honestly say they died doing what they loved.

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Steven Hawking might be remotely controlled by another person and we would have no way of knowing.

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When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.

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There should be a clock repair company with the motto "If it doesn't tick, tock to us"

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2007 was 7 years ago.

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Compact Discs are no longer "compact".

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"Brain" has one syllable, but "Brian" has two.

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When someone says "not to mention", they are about to mention it.

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If Homer Simpson were a Democratic Congressman from Springfield, Ohio, he'd be "Homer Simpson (D-OH)"

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We pay money to wear advertisements for a clothing company.

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"Dropping the ball" on NYE sets a very poor tone for the new year.

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I am just a penis. The rest of me is just there to make sure my penis survives long enough to make more penises.

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In an apocalypse situation, the thing I'd probably miss the most would be hot water.

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If I die in my sleep tonight, I hope someone finds my body before my cat eats my face.

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Each one of us will someday be just a memory.