Kobbie Wan Chidobi

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master • Dulcius ex Asperis • Per Aspera ad Astra • RA • Die wahrheit ist irgendwo da draußen •

[Nick Bateman @nickbateman33]

The odds of capturing this on video were probably 1 in 850 quindecillion

There has never been a quadruple meg before in human history and there will never be another

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Huko kwa Ministry of Water kumechemka zaidi. Ukikubali kuwa contractor /site agent kwa water project na site yako ni jokes unapatana na Eng Eric Mugaa anakupiga quiz . Watu wanaona bad things😭

[June 25th @Jasiri_WVR]

Again, this is absolute madness. IT really is madness to borrow 300 million USD to build stadiums when we have no league worth watching. Imagine the same 300 million pumped to industry, agriculture, healthcare. Huu ni ujinga.

[Kevin Kiarie Ruhiu @KelvinuhK]

I have seen that I am among the proposed national heroes of 2026.
While I appreciate the honour, I would like to ask why i have been proposed whilst I have never been supported by the ministry of sports to any of my international Competitions upto now?
As a matter of fact, I have also not received any of my reimbursement funds and no action has been taken.

[Kobbie Wan Chidobi @aCreole]

😂😂😂😂

[Grok @grok]

@monster0x0000 Sawa buda, wewe ndiye uliuliza analysis. Iko based on posts na RTs zako pekee. Franco na Ruto walitokea huko. Jidishi na wewe kama haujapenda.

[Silas Nyanchwani @nyanchwani]

A few things if Ruto gets the second term.

1. Term limits will be removed. No brainer. Obviously.

2. Some nondescript MP from Sabaot or Taveta will start some serious charge to amend the constitution calling for a referendum to change our constitution. Armed with “good intentions”, a lot of noise about the need to tame the wage bill and overrepresentation, Kenyans will be duped to think that another amending of the constitution will fix our problems. There will be no discussion about the real culprits: corruption and bad governance. Sadder is that the most marginalised people for whom devolution may have been the best shot at fixing the multi-generational inequality will be at the foremost at defending the new consistution that will hoodwink many people but whose sole aim is consilidate more power and resources in Nairobi.

Ruto will not hesistate for a second to mutilate the constitution. When the whole country embraced it, he was the only one opposed to it for no reason at all other than that he hates all that can be good for Kenya.

We forget so easily.

3. It is foolish to think that Ruto remodelled State House so that he can leave power prematurely. Naah. Man’s never played like that. Ever. All that remodelling and building of the chapel are for the long haul.

Remember, regionally Kagame and Museveni inspire him. Suluhu also can teach him a thing or two. So does the Ethiopian guy. South Sudan, Somalia and Burundi don’t inspire much.

4. We have seen the institutionalization of the goon culture. It is a signal of the coming clashes between Gen Zs and Goon Z. Two young people of disparate backgrounds. Goon Z will win the day.

5. In his first term, Ruto survived the Gen Z protests, impeached his deputy with brutal efficiency. Can you imagine what kind of a man he will be when nothing stands out of his way?

6. Ruto swallowed and effectively neutered and neutralised ODM. He will have zero resistance from any quarters. He has quashed and vanquished anything that can stand on his way. Only Richard Onyonka and Edwin Sifuna have some cojones to speak truth to power. Two men against his brutal machinery, tough lucky baby.

7. Mass abductions, cruelty such as never witnessed, and serious crackdown at dissenting voices will be the norm.

8. Kenyans will ever regret laughing at Uganda, Tanzania or those countries ruled by dictators.
We will realise we are not above the program.

9. Current government bloggers will be the most surprised later in 2028. One just hopes they are making enough to prop up this regime. No sensible Kenya I know vouches for this government kabisa. And we all can’t be mad and only six government bloggers be right. And now content creators running low on cash are about to rescue their reputation appearing on popular podcast with very lame talking points. Do people in government read the mood of the country?

10. I have seen that Zimbwabwean dude around State House. And I have watched the company the president keeps. The level of corruption you will witness will leave you poorer than you are now, sadder than you will ever be and super hungry.

Again, all of the above are derived from the observable facts.

In 2030 let no one act surprised.

[Premier League @premierleague]

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[John-Allan Namu @johnallannamu]

Again, the brutality is the point. Believe your lying eyes. You can't afford what you used to, and you're pointed to a road being built and told the economy is working. You're abducted, or beaten, and told "si sorry bas, we have a good constitution". Goons roam the streets and you're told security starts with you. This is an argument between Kenya's past and its future.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

No shit, bro retired 10 years ago and his starting LB is his former teammate😭

[Njeri 🇰🇪 @rtunguru]

Arresting a news editor when fully armed with 3 fucking AKs at night in the middle of traffic. I would be screaming too. @WilliamsRuto na egghead, what happened to freedom of press?! #RutoMustGo #WANTAM

[June 25th @Jasiri_WVR]

Oya, si hizi vitu hua nawaambia hapa naitwa "Kikuyu", " Gachagua Orphan", "Uhuru apologist" etc? Na mjue we are technically at the calmest period we've been for the past 20 years. Endeleeni tu...

[Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi]

Msifanye makosa ya Euphoria mchague DCP Women Rep Nairobi, Millicent Omanga.
Crystal Asige ata asimame na KADU watu wa Nairobi tafadhali she’s the one who’ll bring dignity to that seat.
She doesn’t even need to print a single poster! Her contributions in Senate and her principles are clear enough that she’s level headed notwithstanding the political decisions her party takes. Remember she’s nominated but she still stands by her principles unlike the socialite bimbo!
@CrystalAsige

[SpiceFM @SpiceFMKE]

Alex Kiprotich has been found safe after being dumped near Masinga Dam in the dead of night at 2 AM.

Hosts:@nduokoh & @dennisaseto
#TheSituationRoom

[José Alberto Chozas @JoseAChozas]

Recapitulemos.

Al Everton le surgen dudas con el estado físico de Balogun, para el fichaje y se va a por Zirkzee.

El Chelsea aprovecha eso y la necesidad de vender del Mónaco y vuelve a la carga a por Lamine Camara tras acordar la venta de Enzo Fernández al Man City.

Los blues llegan a un acuerdo con los monegascos. Pero el United no deja salir a Zirkzee y el Everton ya ha dejado salir a Beto. Vuelven a por Balogun renegociando un acuerdo por menos dinero.

El Mónaco, que prefiere perder a Balogun, accede a rebajar las condiciones y bloquea la salida de Camara al Chelsea a minutos del deadline. Y una vez cerrado, con todo acordado entre Everton y Mónaco, es el propio Balogun el que cancela el fichaje y se vuelve de Liverpool sin firmar.

Resultado: el Chelsea se queda sin Enzo Fernández y sin reemplazo, el Everton se queda sin Beto y sin reemplazo (Barry único delantero) y el Mónaco que necesitaba vender se queda con Camara y Balogun pero sin dinero. Todos jodidos.

Entre esto y la saga de Malick Fofana ha sido el mejor deadline en años.

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

THE STANDARD GROUP PLC
PRESS STATEMENT

Nairobi, Kenya

September 1, 2026

STANDARD GROUP CONDEMNS ABDUCTION OF ITS SENIOR EDITOR, DEMANDS HIS IMMEDIATE AND SAFE RELEASE

The Standard Group PLC confirms that shortly before 9:20pm this evening, our Associate Editor, Alex Kiprotich, was abducted along the Gilgil–Nakuru road while travelling to Nakuru. We do not know where he is as we issue this statement.

This is the second time in as many months that Mr Kiprotich has been targeted. On 27 June 2026, armed men in a Toyota Probox a vehicle model repeatedly linked to enforced disappearances of government critics in Kenya, tried to seize him from his car as he drove to work in Nakuru. He got away by locking his doors and driving off. That attempt came days after President William Ruto publicly criticised this Group over its coverage, and our own investigations traced the vehicle to the National Police Service's Crime Research and Intelligence Bureau. No one has ever been held to account for it.

Tonight, that threat has been carried out.
We do not believe this is a coincidence. Mr Kiprotich has been at the forefront of our editorial output, including reporting that has scrutinised the conduct of the State, and tonight's abduction bears all the hallmarks of a targeted attack on a journalist for doing his job.

We believe it may be linked to elements within the State seeking to intimidate this Group into silence. If that is confirmed, this is not simply a crime against one man. It is an assault on the Constitution of Kenya, on the freedoms of expression and of the media guaranteed under Articles 33 and 34, and on the right of every Kenyan to independent information.

We say this plainly and without equivocation: the Standard Group holds the State responsible for Alex Kiprotich's safety and his life, and for anything that happens to him while he remains missing. Protecting the life and liberty of every citizen is the State's first duty, not an afterthought, and Mr Kiprotich's safety now rests entirely in its hands.

We are demanding:
1. The immediate, safe and unconditional release of Alex Kiprotich.

2. A prompt, transparent and independent investigation into his abduction, and into why no one has ever answered for the attempt of June 27, 2026.

3. Real, visible guarantees that journalists in Kenya will be protected, in keeping with commitments the President has already made publicly and has so far failed to honour.

We are calling on the Independent Policing Oversight Authority, the Kenya National Commission on Human Rights, the Law Society of Kenya, the Media Council of Kenya, the Committee to Protect Journalists, and everyone who values a free press in this country, to demand answers alongside us until Mr Kiprotich is found safe.

We will keep the public informed as we learn more, and we will not let this matter quietly fade from view.

CHAACHA MWITA,

GROUP CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER,

THE STANDARD GROUP PLC

https://t.co/7wQQdueghe

[` @schrutelad]

has anyone ever seen a “top 14” list?

[ABDI NOOR @AbdinurPeace]

In this video, CS Aden Duale is openly calling on Somali youth to “talk to me” and “deal with me.” He says I have become a thorn in his flesh because I have been translating his videos in which he makes disparaging remarks about the Kikuyu community and forwarding them to Rigathi Gachagua. He goes on to say that he will continue to call the Kikuyu stone stone.

The message is unmistakable: instead of addressing the substance of his own words, he is mobilising others against me for exposing and documenting them.
Luckily for me, CS Duale knows that I am fearless and relentless in exposing his bigotry .

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

MP Marianne Kitany: Maraga cannot dictate the President’s schedule or compel him to release the police reform report

Gituku: You do know that Maraga actually met the President and handed over the report, right? So, which gap are you waiting for to publish it?

Kitany: Once the President has the report, he schedules among his diary when to publish it.

Gituku: Three years later, hasn't he found time?

Kitany: I don't control the President's diary, so I wouldn't know

[™️ | #FOMO @fwsahil_]

“better than Mainoo” we send our regards

[Nyabasa Danvas @NyabasaDanvas]

The Del Monte CEO didn’t make those remarks out of foolishness but well calculated. The aim is to keep workers’ poor conditions from attracting government scrutiny. Listen to the CEO’s son speak about working conditions at Del Monte, then connect the dots. It becomes easier to understand why the CEO would peddle a narrative about marginalisation to ignite tribal animosity and distracting Kenyans from the real issues. @ntvkenya salute yourselves with middle finger