Alexis Cross

[Alexis Cross @ACross08]

@MensHumor @topherleonmusic

[Alexis Cross @ACross08]

@BarredinDC Speakeasy vibes

[Rashad @corporayshid]

Stupid question when was web1

[Barred in DC @BarredinDC]

Man, yupsters fuckin love John Mulaney

[SJ @sarahjannetti_]

idk

[cinnamon girl 💌 @alo_vera_]

sometimes when a guy replies to my story i just delete the whole thing

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Who is couch guy

[Alexis Cross @ACross08]

Apparently @MediumRareDC isn’t the only place you can learn French while you use the bathroom.

[Jordan Davis @jordancdavis]

Je cherchais depuis longtemps une illustration concrète du peu d’égard qu’ont les Américains pour les langues étrangères.

Je vous présente donc le rayon “Foreign languages” de @chbooksdc.

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

If you want two men to have a heart to heart just put a microphone in front of them and tell them it’s a podcast

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

I wish baths built muscle. I'm so good at them

[Gyro Zeppeli's steel balls holder @MonaLisa_1797]

@succession SUCCESSION SEASON 3 LET'S FCKING GO!! https://t.co/zegydmQWGX

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I cannot kill that tiny bug because I’ve developed feelings for it

[People's Choice Country Awards @peopleschoice]

RT to vote for #JuniperTheFox as #TheAnimalStar of 2019 now! #PCAs

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Watching The Office and it got me thinking... Maybe Pam was wrong for shamelessly flirting with Jim all those years she was engaged to Roy. And maybe Jim should’ve respected that relationship & not flirted with Pam. And maybe Toby was the best character on that show. Don’t @ me.

[Becky J @rjutze]

I'm loving my life @ACross08 @priyankavirmani

[Alexis Cross @ACross08]

@SamiBabyy8 🍍

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Tomorrow: @HouseOfCards. No spoilers, please.

[Alexis Cross @ACross08]

#tbt Halloween 2012 @samiharmon @dbooks87 http://t.co/qPNY3bmXKC

[Alexis Cross @ACross08]

@rjutze Whenever you want 😁