Slade Mutchelknaus

i never won the spelling bee

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the real question is.. when the fuck are bars gonna start asking me for my hyvee fuel saver card??? #KindOfAdulting

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*checking out at hyvee*
me: hey!
cashier: he/...wait, didn't you have a stache the other day??
me inside: thx a lot @JordanGrable

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@33Klein lol holy fack😂 I wish that was my mustache & that we were pounding brews, playin ping pong, cribbage or possibly big buck hunter! #soonenough

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@adam_watson27 Harrisburg won't know what hit em!

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@joeweier @Cwaldhauser hmm, maybe you should better understand the inner workings of a woman

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Jordan: Wow, we graduated college almost 2 years ago already..

Me: Umm first of all... lower your voice.

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notorious☘

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@Wild_Thing99 yeaaa our strict "no shirt" policy @ slades blades hasn't panned out so well #MissingMatt

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@fjeldy12 @JordanGrable ... Nailed it!

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@abby_gal_pierce @JordanGrable I always thought MutchLove would work but the So is a nice touch

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& currently getting lost in a Costco.. life's a vicious cycle man

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got lost at Wal-Mart as a kid.. shit was traumatizing

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@fjeldy12 Sorry for the late response! Didn't see the tweet until now, cuz, ya know... 3 cell phones & all of 'em jumpin'

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@Cwaldhauser AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ON ROSS'S HEAD?!?

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@nthartness @BuckBarber9 I mean when 74% of the time they fit as expected, it's tough to go wrong here

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jordan just tried telling me i'm unhealthy as i'm working out.. mean while she's binge watching netflix... some ppl's kids

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@adam_watson27 Lololol little did I know!!

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turns out ppl in north texas aren't accustomed to pickle beers either

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@LaneWard224 hahaha after that he's gonna need to do "WORLD'S BEST STREEEEEEETCH!"