p m

Archie’s mom • she/her • Comms Director @nmpovertylaw • personal account / tweets are all sadly my own

[p m @actionmexika]

Stoppppp it’ll be 19 summers without my best friend.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Nobody:

Me and Grandma when we used to chill together:

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Fridays should be a "quiet day" at work like no meetings, no MS Teams messages, no communication with colleagues. Just work.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I want my children and their children to inherit national parks and polar bears, not data centres and dry riverbeds.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

[🌷🐰 sonya serendipitously 🐇🎀 @sonyasupposedly]

Motherhood rewires your brain to be more empathetic and patient.

Then age 3 comes along to dial that back again.

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

soon as your best coworkers start leaving the job that’s yo sign that it’s time to go

[camille :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[p m @actionmexika]

Literally Archie, in the softest cutest toddlerest voice ever: “am I a menace?”

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

one thing they don’t tell you about having a tiny daughter - two, three years old - is that despite being innocent, pure, beautiful, all that, they clearly belong to the class of being that we call gremlin

[p m @actionmexika]

Arch just asked for freeze dried strawberries so I got up to get her some, she asks what color are they I said pink. She said no they’re red. I said ok some are pink some are red why do you have to argue everything and she goes “because you’re always wrong” 🤣🤣🤣 I’m soo dead.

[p m @actionmexika]

Dog four year olds are something else 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

[p m @actionmexika]

Since when is this illegal?

[TVP @Theveripost]

TEXAS WOMAN ARRESTED FOR
"DISGUISED AS A MAN' TO ENTER ALL-MALE BBQ COMPETITION, WON FIRST PLACE

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

They convinced people burnout is a time management issue instead of a labor exploitation issue.

[Miss Perry @Chayneashley]

Confrontation is fun cause what’s going to happen if we all just be honest?

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

We’re in a ChatGPT flyer pandemic

[p m @actionmexika]

Goated. Burque deserves a sexy mayor too tbh

[AthletesInSpace @AthletesInSpace]

Mamdani is gonna deadass be the Mayor of NYC for the rest of his life

[p m @actionmexika]

New vocal stim brings me so much euphoria 🙌🏼✨🫶🏼

[threadass🪡🥨 @disco_martini]

cannot stop saying my mayor muslim my bagel jewish my christian dior

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

Having AUTISM is so funny because after EVERY conversation i still walk away like oh i was supposed to ask them more questions back wasn’t i

[S ⚾️ @yankee_babee]

How it feels to not be in New York City right now