Ashley Harris

I’m not perfect but my tweets are

[Ashley Harris @ActuallyAshleyH]

Sorority girls are complaining about recruitment week being a grind... Would be happy to invite them to double days

[Ashley Harris @ActuallyAshleyH]

Quick personality check: what hour does it change from afternoon to night?

[Ashley Harris @ActuallyAshleyH]

@Courtyk23 American Tall!

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Today we take a moment to remember Army Spc. Jason K. Edens. Details here https://t.co/IgRyc81JrA

[Ashley Harris @ActuallyAshleyH]

Plump has got to be one of the most satisfying adjectives

[Ashley Harris @ActuallyAshleyH]

Coworkers thought I was 24. The retinol has them right where I want them

[Ashley Harris @ActuallyAshleyH]

@_awesomeavery_ Reading that makes my palms sweat 😂

[Ashley Harris @ActuallyAshleyH]

When I tell you I am actually the opposite of an agent of chaos… I used to close down my internet browser if I had 4 tabs open just to start fresh

[Ashley Harris @ActuallyAshleyH]

I really have the fattest crush on my boyfriend

[Ashley Harris @ActuallyAshleyH]

I personally only crave soup when it’s over 90°

[Ashley Harris @ActuallyAshleyH]

The downside of being a responsible adult is actually finishing a chapstick just to be punished by the sharp plastic that lays in wait

[Ashley Harris @ActuallyAshleyH]

Absolutely no appreciation posts for grandparents. Either a very clear birthday post so I know they’re alive or I will assume the worst

[Ashley Harris @ActuallyAshleyH]

Don’t overanalyze the background of a girl’s selfie. She found her light and that’s that

[Ashley Harris @ActuallyAshleyH]

Sending my boyfriend gifs with no context to find out how well he ✨gets me✨

[Ashley Harris @ActuallyAshleyH]

Consciously don’t have caffeine after 1pm but also can stick with espresso martinis for a night

[Ashley Harris @ActuallyAshleyH]

PMS isn’t real? Then why am I crying over the meatballs I just made

[Ashley Harris @ActuallyAshleyH]

@HaleyDrexy This inspired me to play today

[Ashley Harris @ActuallyAshleyH]

Only took me 26 years to be on trend

[Kennedy Walsh @_kennedywalsh]

being hot and mysterious is OUT. oversharing is IN.

[Ashley Harris @ActuallyAshleyH]

Mentally preparing for conversations where my friends have to answer for actions that occurred in my dreams

[Ashley Harris @ActuallyAshleyH]

You ever argue with three drunk guys about the rules of black jack? You have time to slowly savor a beer before they’re done yelling

[Ashley Harris @ActuallyAshleyH]

Morale is collapsing in on itself like a dying star