REPUBLICANS: "School shootings aren't a gun problem, they're a mental health problem."
EVERYONE ELSE: "Okay so what are we going to do about that then?"
REPUBLICANS:
Owning a dog:
Hell yeah, 10/10, would recommend best idea I've ever had
Having to walk your dog at -27°C feels like -37°C (that's like -20 hamburger degrees):
Holly shit I'm the dumbest person on the fucking planet, fuck