Dork Phoenix ☥

Just a guy made of dots and lines. (He/him)

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Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

L. Cohen

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@Klimek91 @TeaPainUSA Brilliant, simple, no downside.

The only reason this doesn't exist already is because the police don't want to endanger their plausible deniability.

Same reason the gov't put the brakes on gun violence research.

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@Klimek91 @TeaPainUSA That's a good angle. I really hope she's successful in proving some kind of liability here.

We need more tools to hold the police accountable.

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This is the perfect way to describe Mitch McConnell.

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This is absolutely dead on.

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@bfhermann @SLCSocialist Says the white, cisgender, heterosexual man.

Cool story, bro.

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@eliciadonze @KaylaAncrum That's stunning! ❤️

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@girldrawsghosts There is literally no conceivable answer that allows him to walk away from this with his dignity intact.

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Portrait of the Artist with a Puppy (2023, digital media)

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@coressel_m @MPLocke @AP What I have an issue with is people who turn arguing on the internet into their entire identity.

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@coressel_m @MPLocke @AP Replace "exponentially" with "progressively" or "increasingly" and my point still stands.

Contribute to the discussion, or shut up.

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@coressel_m @MPLocke @AP We're in a sustained period of things getting exponentially worse, and you're going on like it's going to suddenly normalize next week.

You need to sit down and let the serious people talk.

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@ERnurse86 For me it depends on the season. During the winter months, I prefer a bourbon Old-Fashioned, or a White Russian made with horchata and topped with cinnamon.

When it's hot out, my go-to is a whiskey smash made with bourbon, lemon, and mint. Or a caipirinha, if I've got cachaça.

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@oshanada Off of the coast of Newport Beach.

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Went whale watching this morning, got to see a couple of blue whales!

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@blaireerskine Even the team of manatees that write Family Guy episodes put out more engaging material than an AI program could.

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@Professorpepax @WestNeroo @MARVELSNAP You routinely pull in 12k-24k credits per week? You're not even taking pee breaks, are you? 🙃

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@Jstfrdkkn1 @MARVELSNAP I got the treatment too. Duplicate Nimrod turned into a Rare Psylocke variant.

This is a seriously feelsbad mechanic.

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@MARVELSNAP I want to congratulate Second Dinner on the Spotlight Cache idea. They must have worked VERY hard to create a feature specifically designed to give players brand new cards, but that somehow still just gives us the same old junk as usual.

Way to go, guys! 🙃

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Who cares? It wouldn't matter to me if they'd found it on the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office! I'd be happier with a president who sticks his nose in a pile of coke than a president who sticks his nose up Putin's ass.

[Amie Parnes @amieparnes]

A source familiar with the investigation tells The Messenger the cubbies where the cocaine was found is used by visitors to the White House and was likely someone from a tour.
https://t.co/H6Z9C7sSv7