Krys

11x World Series of Dice champion. Retired movie extra. Enjoyer of Cats.

The best Guitar Hero player you've never met

[Krys @ActuallyKrys]

@medschooladvice @RearAdBsBlog Did you just ASSUME dr. pepper's gender?

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

Only one chance in this lifetime…

Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as @Astro_Christina is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those exceptional Earthset photos through the 400mm lens. @AstroVicGlover was in window 3 watching with @Astro_Jeremy next to him.

I could barely see the Moon through the docking hatch window but the iPhone was the perfect size to catch the view…this is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye. Enjoy.

[Krys @ActuallyKrys]

Andys hot fries fell off so hard

[Krys @ActuallyKrys]

Beef jerky prices are an actual crime against the common man

[Krys @ActuallyKrys]

@ChipotleTweets lmao does that even look like 4 ounces total?

Common chipotle L

[Krys @ActuallyKrys]

@ChipotleTweets my 1/4 sized burrito was awesome thanks

[Bethesda Game Studios @BethesdaStudios]

Tomorrow, 11:00 am EST. https://t.co/a0dQ7Lmtyi and https://t.co/WLLRhwN1wP

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

After this these motherfuckers came over to Houston’s restaurant to do the same fucking thing. Released with no bail the following day. Complete scum of the earth. I’m going to do everything I can to ruin these fucks. This is a disgrace.

[Alien: Isolation 2 @AlienIsolation]

In celebration of the 10th Anniversary a message from creative director, Al Hope: #AlienIsolation10

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Mike Greenberg announces the tragic passings of Columbus Blue Jackets star Johnny Gaudreau and his brother, Matthew, on ESPN's 'Get Up.'

[Columbus Blue Jackets @BlueJacketsNHL]

Columbus Blue Jackets statement on the passing of Johnny Gaudreau and his brother, Matthew.

[Krys @ActuallyKrys]

@TSA fuck you bitch

[Krys @ActuallyKrys]

@ohiotate you hurt me

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

The TD Garden video screen is showing Maple Leafs Square.

[ESPN @espn]

Boston has won every series-clinching Game 7 vs. Toronto since 2013 😤

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

WINNER WINNER PASTA FOR DINNER!!!! 🍝

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

When the Rolling Stones see some shelter

[The Real Slant Shady @UglyXKorean]

Went to go see Love Lies Bleeding and this drunk guy jacked himself off to sleep

[o 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @PAL4DINS]

youre cis shut the fuck up ugly https://t.co/ahxXbuOieb