This is your captain speaking. You are on a non-stop flight to the stars, please put your seatbelts on and ensure the brightness on your devices is set to max.
I consulted a dozen witches, an angry octopus, and even distilled my coffee through the nostrils of an elk to divine the perfect schedule for this week.
Le estaban tomando la presión a un señor de la 3ra edad, y cuando le quitan el baumanometro hace esta pose y le dice al enfermero "ire perro, el conejo bien macizo"
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