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@ohnePixel What's worse is that the T only had a SSG :L

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@bjsaunders_ @EdwardsSexyHips

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@nicoleemmiee Go darker

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@JonnyUK1 @moosey96 Creamy 🍑

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@moosey96 @Will__NE Pls sub

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@nicoleemmiee I'd walk with you

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@neevduffy Shrubbery

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@BIGCLANgg Ak cartel :)

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@neevduffy Did you not!?🤔

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Lips are so dry I could rub them together and start a fire

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Can we just be clear on this. The Grand Tour goes on. Amazon has commissioned another series of nothing but road trip specials.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Three alternative Bs for you today:
bloviator: one who goes on and on about subjects they really don't understand.
bayard: one who has all the self-confidence of ignorance.
blatherskite: a garrulous talker of nonsense.
(On a lighter note, a boffola is an uproariously funny joke.)

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How is this even real

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

I have been asked by a lot of people how I made my fortune
Well , I bought car aerials for £1, sold them for £1.20 . Went on and bought more sold them and bought even more and sold them and so on.........Then my uncle died and left me £500m

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

A reminder that to 'hurkle-durkle', in old Scottish dialect, is to lounge languorously in bed a little (lot) longer than you should.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Crapulent and crambazzled: two words born from excess. They mean, respectively, decidedly hungover, and prematurely aged from too much drink/food/partying etc.

[Paul Chuckle @PaulChuckle2]

Yesterday 31 years ago it was the first EVER episode of Chucklevision, I'm absolutely smashed but I remember it well and what a good day it was 👊