Adam Falloon

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Gemma Collins reportedly left #ImACeleb after stumbling across something terrifying in the dark: http://t.co/JZcoTSnXqW

[WHY MY CAT IS SAD @MYSADCAT]

My cat is sad because his love for you will still be strong after the boys of summer have gone.

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Today's game

[Newcastle Brown Ale @Newcastle]

To celebrate the big race, every 12-pack of Newcastle comes with a stylish, limited-edition hat. #NoBollocks

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On this day in 2012, Papiss Cisse did this. http://t.co/uaVB7eOvvy

He has done nothing since.

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The Legend

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Always keen to make a quick buck, the Man United merchandise department springs into action...

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Chocolate Kebab

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A Vine representation of David Moyes qualifying for the Champions League and then drawing Bayern Munich
https://t.co/hjbo3D2P4U

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EXCLUSIVE: Robin van Persie's to-do list for today. His heart just isn't in it any more.

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Can we just start Man City with ten men from now on, to preempt their inevitable red card?

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The beauty of parenthood. Legodad is not impressed

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Every week for me!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

If you're 18 years old, you have about 3,300 weekends left in your lifetime -- You also only have about 57 summers left.