Adam B

We are ghosts driving skeletons covered in a meat-suit stuck on a rock that’s hurtling through space at thousands of miles per hour. So why worry?

[Adam B @Adamb4322]

@StJohns_Eagle ❤️

[St John's Primary Academy @StJohns_Eagle]

Congratulations to our book token winner this week. Mrs Morgan, Mrs Taylor and Mrs McCann are very proud of you 👏💛💙🐝

[Adam B @Adamb4322]

@marajohna87 @AppleTV

[Adam B @Adamb4322]

Two thousand, seven hundred and seventy two.

[Adam B @Adamb4322]

28 working days to complete?
#ChallengeAccepted

[Adam B @Adamb4322]

Only gone and bought a fucking house 😬

[Adam B @Adamb4322]

My lad can paint

[Adam B @Adamb4322]

@Twigtitus I try my best

[Adam B @Adamb4322]

Absolute Lad

[Adam B @Adamb4322]

Drinking on a Thursday because I fucking can

[Adam B @Adamb4322]

I’m back mother fuckers

[Adam B @Adamb4322]

#hometime

[Adam B @Adamb4322]

@Bedda86 New phone who dis?

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

Dear World, You may be wondering what happens next in terms of the British constitution. The answer is that 3 newspaper owners - all of whom are non domiciled in the UK for tax purposes - get together and choose our next Prime Minister or “Poodle”. The Queen then anoints them.

[Adam B @Adamb4322]

I need someone to come stand at alternating positions in the street opposite my house so I can work out the safe / not safe positions to be naked in my bedroom.

I’ve always assumed everywhere was safe but that dog walker reaction earlier has me thinking otherwise.

[Adam B @Adamb4322]

What Adam says:
“Check out my new trim 😉”
What Adam means:
“Look at my penis!”
What Kiki hears:
“The bathroom needs cleaning”

[Adam B @Adamb4322]

@MikeB237 The ref won that for Leeds

[Adam B @Adamb4322]

@george_jerrin The ref is a Leeds fan

[Adam B @Adamb4322]

Parenting just seems to be saying “yeah, that’s a poo” every 90 or so minutes.