🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer says he hopes all MPs had a Happy Christmas
"But not for Reform of course, because today is the day they celebrate Christmas in Russia"
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@HenryPryor Our youth football club has had a long term lease of farm land which the owners are now selling. We are offering £10k per acre. Can't comment on if that's going rate as they haven't accepted.
So Lineker steps down, but BBC chairperson Richard Sharp, who helped facilitate an £800,000 loan for Boris Johnson and who's personally donated £400,000 to the Conservative party stays in his job ... got it... impartiality
@Tesco Hi Khaleel. I'm not going to be making another journey just to hand this back to your customer service team. I'm already 1 sandwich down on this deal.
@paulthoro9ood Hi Paul. I noticed that you provided an update on Gigaclear broadband for Kelvedon at the latest meeting. Can I ask if this is something that Is going to happen and timescale? Ta
@johnwbaxter Gatwick I assume? I flew Easyjet from there a few weeks ago and 2 hours before was plenty. Well done for travelling outside Suffolk though. Big steps.
@johnwbaxter Checking in is the next hurdle. I've just checked in my Ryanair flight.
- do you want to take a bag bigger than a purse?
- are you sure you don't want to take a slightly bigger bag?
- how about prebooking a snack?
- speedy boarding?
- security fast pass surely?
Rinse and repeat