Adam Travis

I was bored so I ruined lunch...purposely. And I had fun doing it

[JC⋆ @JC_TheKid]

U in dis shi alone no matter who round u

[🦋 @mishalgorithm]

take me out of New York bro

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat

[` @lisaawrites]

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[sweet afia @elefaantz]

is she insane ? a drive by cry is ridiculous

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Everyone is out of their fucking minds.

[gabe @allgarbled]

This will be how Claude treats us post singularity

[cole @juul_survivor]

A venti ice water used to be the chicest possible thing a person could carry

[iamhunkydory @itschergurl]

Pressing Notify Anyway when my friends are on DND

[Randy Romesco @kindmouseman]

Surprise all hands meeting for layoffs

[samantha @mobilesuitsam]

bymyselfmaxxing

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

they’re not letting you into the collective unconscious bro

[Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃 @runaway_vol]

if you’re so smart how come you never had a psychosis

[petey @peteyburn]

The secret to making plans as an adult is texting all your friends at 9:30am when everybody’s Adderall starts hitting

[sam marelich @sammarelich]

new cold email template just dropped

[Grace @gracecamille_]

Cause I’m too Marnie. And then I’m too fucking Ray

[Neet @neet_sol]

Taking your job seriously is a sign of low intelligence

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

just paid $10.26 for a coffee. let me know when yall ready to take it there

[elliott WK😵 @elliottwkim]

LA Job market so bad I emailed Amanda Bynes to see if she needed a PA

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

12-4

#JAXvsIND