Adam Keys

Retired bus driver

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@GeorgeCochrane1 Charles Aznavour has a bad day…….

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@GeorgeCochrane1 There’s a SAAB 96 and 99 in there, I will take them both for some private time with a lockable gear shift. Matron!!!!!!!

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@GeorgeCochrane1 Deliveroo ups its game

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@GeorgeCochrane1 I’m holding out for a Concord, the only car whose door bottom corner cut through my jeans and drew blood, the designers knew a thing or two

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@GeorgeCochrane1 160J Violent, possibly, I have to admire Datsun for calling a car Violent, but Violet would have been nicer……

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@GeorgeCochrane1 Hours of fun for all the family the game of “find the portable cassette recorder”, you’ll laugh, you’ll cry and if aunt Celia plays she will break wind. At a store nowhere near you right now!

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@GeorgeCochrane1 Sorry dear, I really don’t know who I caught it off

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@GeorgeCochrane1 Ford Thames Trader heads for a Fal…. I am a comedy God, with a Kernow twist

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@sainsburys damaged tins of Mutti tomatoes in your Newhaven East Sussex store, the staff say they arrive like this and still have to be put out. Is this right? Damage to tins could mean that the seal is comprised so affecting the contents.

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@GeorgeCochrane1 One of the few car referencing an ice cream

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@GeorgeCochrane1 Edward VIII’s attempt to abdicate stymied

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@GeorgeCochrane1 Can you show me the way to Amarillo?

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@50YearsAgoLive @sovietvisuals Antonov AN12 I believe

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@GeorgeCochrane1 So you are serious about wanting children!

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@GeorgeCochrane1 One day my troll will come…….

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@MilletsOnline so today me and the missus wanted walking shoes. Went to your Brighton Store @ 10.50, said shut until 11.00 due to stock delivery. Went back at 11.10 said shut til midday, are you guys serious about selling anything?

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@GeorgeCochrane1 Jacque’s tasteful arrangement of the luggage near, but not in the boot, did nothing to appease his wife’s loathing of his flared trousers

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@GeorgeCochrane1 Have you been a pr*ck all your life, or did you start today?

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@GeorgeCochrane1 Peugeot aside, none will start until spring

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@GeorgeCochrane1
If you can think of anything to do with this then fill your bootees