LeNarskus Aldridge

Perpetuator of Weird Shit

[LeNarskus Aldridge @AdamL1226]

These clowns never heard of Shomer Negiah 😂

[Firdausee Yahaya @honeeybuch]

This Muslim girl goes viral for respectfully refusing to shake hands with men after she collected her prize 🏆

[LeNarskus Aldridge @AdamL1226]

“Thank you so much for your interest in our company but…”

Jokes on you. I was never interested in the company. In fact I hate the company and I hate you. Best regards.

[LeNarskus Aldridge @AdamL1226]

Left my phone face up in the gym playing this song

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If she’s at MSG tonight… I am sorry my brethren but she is not your wife

[LeNarskus Aldridge @AdamL1226]

The hanging cuck chair is villainous

[LeNarskus Aldridge @AdamL1226]

Pretty sure I had a dream about Rhett Lowder a couple nights ago

[LeNarskus Aldridge @AdamL1226]

Fantasy baseball has poisoned my mind why do I know the Pirates’ high-leverage middle relievers

[LeNarskus Aldridge @AdamL1226]

@NYCMayor Go fuck yourself. The faux sadness you show at the daily antisemitic occurrences under your watch rings emptier every day

[LeNarskus Aldridge @AdamL1226]

Average response to my tweets from 2016-2021

[cee @1ovesickkk]

great tweet man is everything okay at home

[LeNarskus Aldridge @AdamL1226]

Girls after a first date:

It was incredible meeting you tonight! It was truly the best date ever 😌Your passion for life is infectious and gives me hope for a better world ✨But after thinking things over I just don’t see this working romantically 🥰 Wishing you all the best 💕

[LeNarskus Aldridge @AdamL1226]

A beautiful woman named Bank of America Checking Account May Have Insufficient Funds keeps texting me

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Girl at the gym just said “you’re always here no matter what time.” Incomprehensibly #back

[LeNarskus Aldridge @AdamL1226]

@mfd00mbr Drive byes out of Teslas?

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This weekend she is with her friends at Coachella 🎡🏜️
But she is no longer with God 😢🙏

[LeNarskus Aldridge @AdamL1226]

Pro tip if you want to miss the crowds of people breaking Pesach just go get pizza from a non-kosher place

[Barstool Michigan @BarstoolUofM]

Yup. I think watching this was the best three minutes of my life.

It still doesn’t feel real.

[Hoop Herald @TheHoopHerald]

This edit goes so ridiculously hard

[LeNarskus Aldridge @AdamL1226]

If she’s trying to make plans tonight or tomorrow, I regret to inform you my brother in arms that she is simply not the one

[LeNarskus Aldridge @AdamL1226]

I am in the Whole Foods vegetable section looking for marror fighting for my life