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Everything sucks since Kobe died

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Hip-hop’s biggest mysteries are the Notorious B.I.G.F.O.O.T and the 2pacabra

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Parents who name your kid Seamus, shame on you!

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Football ⚽️ is to the world, what football 🏈 is to America

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@ThatEricAlper I met @MaestroFreshWes at a @TorontoArgos game. Great guy. He even let me nibble on his popcorn!

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@byDavidGardner @ear2ear

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How tall is Achiuwa? Gesund-height

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@TalkingRaptors Is the Go Daddy curse now the Mary Browns Chicken curse, and is Chris Boucher it’s latest victim?

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@NBA @Lakers Dinner at 4:30

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@nicolaymusic Worldwide!! All over the globe 💨🌎

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@talkhoops That moustache is 4 feet long

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@ManuclearBomb

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Mexican sex is weird

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For scientific purposes, Mexican athletes testing the anti-sex beds 😂

https://t.co/DfV5cuzE6d

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@samburnz93 One of life’s simple pleasures

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@JohnMayer Missed opportunity for a Saab Rock joke

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Embarrassingly, I used to think Wembley Stadium was where Wembledon was played.

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Is this ref a Baldwin brother? #ENGDEN

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@ear2ear You totally had sex with that bread

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@MvpBooker Linsanity at the ACC #rtz #raptors

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@strombo Dumbed Ass West

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Reciting the alphabet is just counting to 26 in a different language

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@joshuagates

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She must have been pissed