Adam Smethurst

Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

[Adam Smethurst @Adamsmev]

@ATVIAssist I want my money back please. Your a fucking joke

[Adam Smethurst @Adamsmev]

@graciedonnell He must be watching a YouTube video. These servers are shit

[Adam Smethurst @Adamsmev]

@thathorsechick_

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@VictoriaReese75 I always get my dick out in bars so people can laugh

[Adam Smethurst @Adamsmev]

@Judderman62 @jeordielass50 @AthinaE_ It called a cum bucket

[Adam Smethurst @Adamsmev]

@JabroniDrive16 @joywritessongs I pierced my arse hole once. It hurt

[Adam Smethurst @Adamsmev]

@GothicFrog My mum got wet wet wet, when I listened to my dad shagging her.

[Adam Smethurst @Adamsmev]

Valentine's Day massacre right there.

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

All those people moaning about being single on #ValentinesDay yer? Give a thought to those of us that ain't.

[Adam Smethurst @Adamsmev]

@LexInterna @Kare_P I'm from uk laughing at all you guys panicking over the great man trump. They should make him god.

[Adam Smethurst @Adamsmev]

@LexInterna @Kare_P does it matter where he is from

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@seed30_Greek this Davy Crockett looking drip is a muppet

[Adam Smethurst @Adamsmev]

@HeWillNotBOT @TheyCallMeTXT this guy is a drip.

[Adam Smethurst @Adamsmev]

@odetoabstract you doing a dot to dot?

[Adam Smethurst @Adamsmev]

Patriots day is a quality film 👍👍

[Adam Smethurst @Adamsmev]

Movie night @reece_b_1989. Cuddles on the sofa I reckon.

[Adam Smethurst @Adamsmev]

@reece_b_1989 why you strolling around like the mac daddy then

[Adam Smethurst @Adamsmev]

@sophfranrowl I rang your mummy to pick you up

[Adam Smethurst @Adamsmev]

@reece_b_1989 https://t.co/u35Z86oYuh