Average at everything. โพ๐๐ฑ๐ณ๐๐
Somehow a college graduate.
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
Take care of yo chicken. I tweet about sports.
๐ฅ๐คฃ THE SCOTTISH ARE DRINKING ALL THE BEER IN BOSTON LOL
โWe have never seen anything like it. The White Bull Tavernโฆ they drank the place dryโฆ all that was left was BUDLIGHTโ - Bar Managers
Even the Scots wonโt drink Bud Light. Itโs true they are assimilating to America perfectly.
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I BELIEVE ILL DRINK SOME BEER
I BELIEVE ILL DRINK SOME BEER
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In case you didnโt watch the World Cup today (matchday 1)
>Mexico beat South Africa 2-0 in a match with 3 straight red cards
>South Korea beat Czechia 2-1 on a 80โ winner
> South Africa became the first team since 2006 to receive 2 red cards in the same World Cup match
>South Africa v Mexico had the most red cards in a World Cuo match since Portugal vs Netherlands in 2006
>Mexican fans booed the World Cup entrance of the USA & Argentina flags.
>A guy named Sithole on South Africa became a meme after getting a straight red and ended the match on a 3.9 match rating
> Czechia scored an Arteta Haram ball goal off a long throw after being outplayed for an hour
>Son missed 3 great chances for Korea before being subbed out
>A Mexican player mocked the iconic South African goal celebration from 2010 after scoring in their win vs them
>Iran made their WC grand entrance with a massive golden palace thing on wheels
>The first ever World Cup commercial breaks were played ๐ฅ
> Ochoa became the first player to be listed in a squad for 6 World Cups
>Lamine Yamal was seen shopping at a local Walmart
>Erling Haaland was featured multiple times on TV in Carolina cheering on their hockey team in the Stanley Cup finals
> Scottish fans landing in Boston today are complaining that their plane ran out of beer.
Iโll be posting daily recaps all World Cup long, follow me pookie :)
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