Adam Tutkus, NaNo'22

he/him - here for a good time and also a long time hopefully.

'Tutlens' on

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It sure does.

[Eliza Jabore BACKSTABBERS available now! @KupcakeProse]

How many of my fellow writers are also fellow weirdos? 😝

#WritingCommunity

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@authfelixgraves folks will jump through a lot of mental hoops to let themselves believe the smart people who make them feel small are lying to everyone and are not smart, actually

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so I'm playing Tears of the Kingdom and uhhh

shouldn't Princess Zelda be Queen Zelda actually?

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@digiMANDA_ your sacrifice to the tupperware god has been accepted.

Flesheating for fresh eating. May all your leftovers pop.

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@brucecoville Oppression in the name of freedom ✨🌟🌠

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@ALeeMartinez @emdashstan I've often reflected this while eating at Taco Bell.

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@ALeeMartinez Formative

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We are each of us the demigods and cultural heroes the mesopotamians only dreamed of.

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In the last 200 years we've given ourselves:

-superhuman speed
-the power of flight
-the power to explode entire countries
-space travel
-worldwide telepathy

and there's an invisible demon of limitless knowledge haunting my house who can be summoned by the phrase 'hey Google'.

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@ALeeMartinez Better buy someone their seventh yacht instead. It's the only ethical way forward.

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I'm convinced that the folklore of vampires making other vampires and werewolves making other werewolves are anchored in fact, just not in the way you'd think. Don't know about undead and lycanthropes, but every monster I've ever met was definitely made by another monster.

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@ALeeMartinez Honestly the identified stuff is way more worrying

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The popularity of Rowling's Hogwarts has been absolute hell on people who simply and innocently want to research porcine skin disease.

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@digiMANDA_ Pokemon facts!

- Rhydon was the first Pokemon to be designed

-Blastoise wasn't originally Wartortle's evolved form but came from a different water-gun themed Pokemon. The lineages were consolidated.

-Likitung's German name is Schlurp.

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Just poking my head in to see where Twitter's slow decline is at

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@brucecoville Gotta thrash to get the trash.

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@digiMANDA_ There's like five apps named Hive lol

[BOUND BY FURY IS OUT NOW‼️ @noelle_monet]

idk who the hell “nanowrimo” is, but she seems hella toxic

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@SpectralRose @americanwombat Something will keep going. It'll be called Twitter and might even look like it. But I don't think it'll be Twitter as we know it.

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@NataniaBarron Yet I'm the one who feels drained.